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Song Parodies -> "Miss Little Joni"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independent"

Original Performer:

Ne-Yo

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Little Joni"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

He accompanies Carl in order to earn his "assisting the elderly" badge: the only one he doesn't have. Though he has never really been to the wilderness, he is depressed that his father is always too busy to spend time with him; on their journey, Russell makes a comment to Carl that suggests that Russell's father and mother are no longer together. You know, Carl, these people, who pass through here, they come up with pretty good stories. A surveyor making a map. That is the darnedest thing I've ever seen! You're not after my bird, are you? But if you need to borrow a cup of sugar, I'd happy to oblige. My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar, so that I may talk – squirrel! A salesman and widower who flies his house to Paradise Falls to fulfill a childhood dream he shared with his late wife Ellie. Docter and Rivera noted Asner's television alter ego,
Ooh is something about
Just something about the way she looks
I can't figure it out
It's something about her

Say, ooh is something about
The kind of doggie that want you not just ya feed her
Hey, I can't figure it out
It's something about her

'Cause she walks like a horse
Tall like a horse
Even her dung's as big as a horse
She still walks on a leash
She'll nudge you with force
To pet her, of course
She'll love you whether for better or worse
That's the kind of girl I need

She's got a round thing
That's 'cause I love her
It's such a pity,
My bitty has to wear it all the time
She's got a round thing
That's 'cause I love her
Her big white cone-y
Ooh, it's to make you fine
Miss Little Joni

Ooh there's something about
The kind of doggie that can look after herself
I look at her and it makes me proud
There's something about her

Something oh so bitchy about
The kind of doggie that won't even bark or yelp
She said there's squirrel, there's squirrel
No doubt, there's something about her

'Cause she acts like a pup
Plays like a pup
She even tries to sit in your lap like a pup
And she does it all the time
Her head will just bump
Her tail will just thump
When she plays she leaps and she jumps
That's the girl that's on my mind

She's got a round thing
That's 'cause I love her
It's such a pity,
My bitty has to wear it all the time
She's got a round thing
That's 'cause I love her
Her big white cone-y
Ooh, it's to make you fine
Miss Little Joni

Her favorite thing to play: "Don't worry. I got it."
Is her little lamb doll, best believe I bought it
She gon' steal my heart ain't no doubt about it
Girl, you're everything I need,
Said you're everything I need

She's got a round thing
That's 'cause I love her
It's such a pity,
My bitty has to wear it all the time
She's got a round thing
That's 'cause I love her
Her big white cone-y
Ooh, it's to make you fine
Miss Little Joni

Miss Little Joni
That's why I love her

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