Song Parodies -> "Sea Sick"

Original Song Title:

"So Sick"

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Original Performer:

"Sea Sick"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Never been on a Cruise before in my life... But I have been Sea Sick before and trust me it's not fun.

Uuuuuugh, Uuuuuuugh, Barf!
Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww
Ooh no...

Gotta pop a lot more Dramamine
Hear my stomach groan
All this time spent at the sea
Really makes me moan

And I saved up all my cents
To play some shuffleboard
Hate sailing on these waves, I can't wait till we're on the shore
(Ocean wickedness)

Lost my lunch
I keep on heavin', It sucks
(There's great food to munch)
Stuck to crackers, I'm pissed
(I'm done with this stuff)

To my room I'm bound
Sure makes me frown
Should of never bought this cruise
There's even free booze!

And I'm sea sick gut's not strong
Bright green, You'll jeer
My friends are fishing, It makes me sneer
Said I'm sea sick it's too long since we heave-hoed
I really wish that I had stayed at home

Wanna try that albacore they serve
And feel the ocean breeze
Since it just makes me spew
Can't do some on-deck archery

Gonna throw up can't ride the log flume
Built so cleverly
While they give you guns to shoot skeet
I'm in the lavat'ries

So I'm grievin', I'm sea sick and it sucks!
To land please steer
Lobster they're dishing that's freshly speared
Said I'm sea sick spent my bucks wasted my dough
I wish that I could hit the casino!

(Took out a loan)
Hitting the throne
Stupid cruise ship
When will we reach the freakin' isle?!
Cause Carnival is vile
Gonna blow
Get me off this bloody boat!

Cause I'm sea sick strike the gong
Switch up these gears
Hard ground I'm missing, Bring back the piers
Sad that I'm sea sick say "So long"
To dinner shows
Can't stand that Titanic video
(Can't stand that Titanic video)

Yup, I'm sea sick since we rock
To sand let's veer
Bars friends are hitting, I can't chug beers
Since I'm sea sick I can't talk
To slutty hoes
Since chance of sex is a slim ratio
(Since chance of sex is a slim ratio)

Man, I'm sea sick and it sucks
You hear my cheers
"Land Ho!" you're shouting and I'm in tears
Yup, Once sea sick now I'm done
Water's shallow
I'll kiss the ground and look like I'm psycho
(I'll kiss the ground and look like I'm psycho)
I'd rather be thrown in a volcano...

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Agrimorfee - June 11, 2014 - Report this comment

Enjoyable without getting too emetic...some oddly placed, Yoda-istic words near the final half there. (Ie. "To sand let's veer" , "bars friends are hitting")

Blaydeman - June 16, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This spoof has a great tone and some really fun lines. I felt like this matched up with the OS perfectly (and perfect title switch). I agree with Aggy that some phrases were strange and I found a few pacing slips, but overall, very good parody sir! I loved the line "Get me off this bloody boat!" LOL!

Max Power - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment

This is what happens when one rocks the boat.

bobpiecheese - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I agree that some of the phrasing was a bit odd, but you succesfully made a parody about vomit without actually describing the action, which you mentioned made you hesitant to doing this, so major kudos there. 555 puke buckets!

Abbott Skelding - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment

I noticed the Yoda-esque lines as well, but I understand how one has to rearrange words in order to get a rhyme to work, so no worries. Overall a a pretty solid piece of parody, good job!

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