Never did good with the ladies,
but men wearing a dress will date me;
Online I’m the tranny pope,
and allegedly did underage groping;
(I said some things that the Jews didn’t like,
and for that I’m accused of being on the alt-right;)
I like taking hikes in the park dressed like
a girl hanging out where the little kids bike;
(They accused me of diddling kids,
but I was online at the time praising Hitler;)
Look, he was smart to align with Japan,
also take a look: who run CNN?
I wish the Jews would admit it,
90% of the media, innit?
(Now I’m accused of exposin’ my penis,
I’m a big fan of Gavin McInnes;)

[Chorus 1:]
I dress like a girl,
whenever I want;
I’m not allowed
near a school and a mall;
(I dress like a boy,
and park down the road;
I wave at kids,
got a surprise in my coat;)
I dress like a girl,
want D’s in me;
Pop estrogen pills,
And read at libraries;
(I dress like a boy,
and Trump had a point;
Let’s take back control,
I’m ready!)

(They call me a bearded lady with no cooch,
Break into your house for a baby tooth;)
Wait! I think that I know you!
(We met in Charlottesville!
The media lied about Steve Bannon,
Bein’ transgender don’t make me a faggot;)
They call me Chris, last name Brown,
unrecognized with the tranny dress on;
(Who run the world? Men with small hats!
I dress like a boy and have sex with cats!
Death Con 3 was the Jews!) Like Adele
tweeting on Kanye’s phone! (What the hell?)
Is Ben Affleck one of us? I dunno!
Ask Matt Damon or his bitch J-Lo;
(And if your daughter ends up on the pole,
least she’s not like me, getting a fake dong!)

[Chorus 2:]
I dress like a girl,
and believe in God;
I want a future
for my cisgender son;
(I dress like a boy,
in an expo hall;
My butt on your nose,
and I’m shooting up malls;)
I dress like a girl,
want D’s in me;
Fight for gender roles,
so we return to monkey;
(I dress like a boy,
the Jews have our coins!
We must galvanize!
You ready?)

[Bridge:]
Don’t be trans, the left tells me!
(We’ll get whacked for getting fake peens!)
Let’s be trans, we could fight them heebs!
(They control YouTube and all of TV!)
Wait…where’s Caitlyn Jenner gone?
She’s eating soup with a yarmulke on;
(I thought we’re safe at the tranny con;
Have you considered accepting Islam?)
That sounds fun! (We’ll be free!)
We’ll put an end to degeneracy!
(No more will we accept the gays,
we could go back to the better days!)
Things were great, we were white,
and it was safe to go out at night;
(Everyone had a house and a car,
and dressed like a weird-ass pedophile!)

[Last Chorus:]
I dress like a girl,
and pray to Allah;
Shout Allu Akbar
driving on the sidewalk;
(I dress like a boy,
they callin’ me gay;
Let’s do January 6th,
install a caliphate;)
I dress like a girl,
watch Destiny;
I’m on fentanyl,
while I’m out here fighting Sunnis;
(I dress like a boy,
love Saddam Hussein;
Back when they wuz kangs,
Kanye was our guy!)