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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Having Fun"

Original Song Title:

"Air Force Ones"

Original Performer:

Nelly feat. St. Lunatics

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Having Fun"

Parody Written by:

Robert Winston

The Lyrics

Here is the ultimate cheerleading song about 4 basketball cheerleaders. Shantell- the captain that gets boooed alot, Cherell-the skinning girl that filps, Tyson- the smart girl with the soft voice, and Tanisha- the senior that just started to cheer and gets hurt.
Jump Ball...Jump Ball...Jump Ball

I said give us some room
(cause) we need some room
So we can get to cheering an we ain't having fun
(Jump Ball) cheering and we ain't having fun


I like the all white low top Converse with the red star
(Jump Ball) I elevate your mind and rock steady, its so bazaar
(Jump Ball) When I flip I know I don't be going far
(Jump Ball) But I'm the only one who can flip and the best at spittin bars

(Jump Ball) Now if you look, and see the other team S.C.A.R.E.D
(Jump Ball) I know I got them fired up because they up by 33
(Jump Ball) But if out team is alright we will come back, you're see
(Jump Ball) But if we don't yall know what to do, go head and boo me

(Jump Ball) Me? I just shake it off and shake it off when we lose
(Jump Ball) To make it worst we keep score saying zero, one, and two
(Jump Ball) And the school needs to count the money it lost too
(Jump Ball) Cause the players that failed off gone get refunds on their senior dues

(Jump Ball) Don't get me wrong man and Tanisha ain't dumb man
(Jump Ball) Cause I do want to cheer but now I'm injured man
(Jump Ball) You cannot sit up and tell me that I quit man
(Jump Ball) You may have a girl that can flip but I was it man

Chorus 2x

Verse 2

We up in other school I'm looking like their cheers sweet
(Jump Ball) Orange lollypops with their skirts pressed real neat
(Jump Ball) I can tell they though they had our cheers beat
(Jump Ball) Cause they were standing there knowing I got a bad knee
(Jump Ball) Our coach said, "I love you girl especially if you didn't cheer"
(Jump Ball) I said, "I'm alright I just need a moment to chill, don't fuss"
(Jump Ball) And I did but afterwards I couldn't walk to the bus

(Jump Ball) I keep it real clean, clean you know how I do
(Jump Ball) My voice is kinda soft just like these Converse shoes
(Jump Ball) I don't like to cheer cause time it is wasting
(Jump Ball) But I do it cause it looks good on a college application
(Jump Ball) Football was different though, outside in the cold
(Jump Ball) But when the winter go (burrr) and the hot summer flow
(Jump Ball) I'm back in the gym, hating this but no body knows
(Jump Ball) Saying Lets Go all the time, cheering in the back isn't fine
(Jump Ball) It isn't fun watching Cherell split, seeing her behind

(Jump Ball) Okay yall, we treat our shoes like our ride
(Jump Ball) So we don't need these kicks cause none of us drive
(Jump Ball) And I need cheerleading, its my husband, I'm its wife
(Jump Ball) I don't do nothing else, I don't have a life
(Jump Ball) We stay back and practice, Tyson thinks our cheer books is very slim
(Jump Ball) "Tyson, where you getting them cheers, are you writing them"
(Jump Ball) "No I don't write them and no need in taking them
(Jump Ball) Ain't no point in trying these cheers, you know I stole them

(Jump Ball) Now don't nothing get the crowd hype like me doing flips
(Jump Ball) They be cheering me on when I shake my little hips
(Jump Ball) The only problem is Shantell be given me lip
(Jump Ball) Cause she the captain she think I wont boo like when she was in 10th
(Jump Ball) What my basis? I take it easy and take it slow
(Jump Ball) They outrageous, knowing Tanisha not hurt, she just slow
(Jump Ball) But I'm not the best, I just flip, that's all I know
(Jump Ball) And no one can hear Tyson cause it sounds like she has a cold


Verse 3

I wore lollypops at first but now I use them to swim
(Jump Ball) Damn, those underwear feel comfortable, let me get a pair of them
(Jump Ball) These Victoria Secret, you gotta wait on them
(Jump Ball) I had to get them early so I can the next game with them

(Jump Ball) Look I'm trying to cheer and there's only one minute man
(Jump Ball) While Doc icing my knee I try to stand
(Jump Ball) Walk over to cheer as the game start
(Jump Ball) I clap my hands, but when I kick, I heard something go pop

(Jump Ball) Now some times I flip for free and sometimes they gotta pay
(Jump Ball) Walk in the gym and I know what they about to say
(Jump Ball) Give us five back flips and a cartwheel today
(Jump Ball) Knowing I can only do two, I try anyway

(Jump Ball) Now when the season over, my uniform I keep mine (keep mine)
At home in the mirror saying (Jump Ball)
Maybe once or twice but never three times
(Jump Ball) And to tell yall the truth, they cant cheer, I'm the only one
(Jump Ball) We just a group of wannabees who ain't having fun

Jump Ball... Jump Ball...Jump Ball

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ashley t. - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
u suck this song is sooo 1359 like i wasnt even born who ever wrote this they need to get beter songs
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