(Intro)
When I was still a man, my interest
Took me to the price is right and watch Drew Carey host
I thought, “Dylan, when you win big, you can be
The visage of the wacky, on Tik Tok, every post”
But yet, Gaga was like that, her clothing
So I’ll be just like her, a gender I can trade
Because one day, the rainbow will expand
To children who are confused and make the trans charade
When I was still a man, my interest
Took me to the price is right and watch Drew Carey host
I thought, “Dylan, when you win big, you can be
The visage of the wacky, on Tik Tok, every post”

(Verse 1)
This change, gave me the feelings which Luperon did help
I don’t feel strange, when I shill for tampons
And with the views, just like the news, Matt Walsh only sees whelp
With daily counts, this girl is like the swans

(Chorus)
We’ll kill your brand, we’ll kill your brand
And when there’s no demand, believe us
That marketing will kill your brand, we’ll kill your brand
With every ad, the pandering fails
Those boycotts reduce our sales

(Verse 2)
A time that makes you sober, when you don’t know the sports
Your narcissism all time cringe
So sing broadway and try to slay, that you are not a woman
Leading youth depression, and parents whinge

(Chorus)
To kill your brand, we’ll kill your brand
And when there’s no demand, believe us
That marketing will kill your brand, we’ll kill your brand
And in the woods you walk in high heels
What woman really does that

(Bridge)
Phobe and ist, we slander you online (Oh, ha, ha)
Common sense will one day be a crime (Oh, ha, ha)
Take a look at Biden, ‘cause he could not think at all

(Breakdown)
Live my lie, to gain all those clicks
Because my boobs will never grow in size
Not a bi, but I still want dicks
Can’t change at all, keep the female disguise
I won’t explain getting periods
A narcissist, I’ll be like George Santos
And give armed protection from the straights
With drag shows, because we steal your kids
From your ‘rents, and I take your man
Just a farce of a girl for income
From your ‘rents, and I take your man
I don’t care

(Chorus)
To kill your brand, we’ll kill your brand
And when there’s no demand, believe us
That marketing will kill your brand, we’ll kill your brand
And in the woods you walk in high heels
What woman really does that

(Outro)
Live my lie, to gain all those clicks
Because my boobs will never grow in size
Not a bi, but I still want dicks
Can’t change at all, keep the female disguise (We’ll kill your brand)
Live my lie, to gain all those clicks (We’ll kill your brand)
Because my boobs will never grow in size (We’ll kill your brand)
Not a bi, but I still want dicks (We’ll kill your brand)
Can’t change at all, keep the female disguise (We’ll kill your brand)