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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to My Meth Lab"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Black Parade "

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to My Meth Lab"

Parody Written by:

BlackBirdSeth

The Lyrics

This is just a joke, take no offense
When I was a young boy
My father took me into his bedroom
To see his massive d***
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you blow them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
The plans that you have made?
Because one day I'll leave you
A horse to lead you in the summer
To join the cast of breaking bad
When I was a young boy
My father took me into his bedroom
To see his massive d***
He said, son, when you blow up
You will be the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
Sometimes I get the feeling
I need to cook some meth
And other times I feel like I should go
And through it all
The rise and fall
The bodies in the streets
And when you're gone, we want you all to know
We'll cook some meth, we'll cook some Jews
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll cook some meth
And in my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it
A world that sends you stealing
From white neighborhoods
“Your meth and crack will kill us all”
So smoke it black
And take it back
Let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end
We hear the call
To cook some meth
We'll cook some meth
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll cook some meth
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches
On and on, we carry through the fears
(Oh, oh, oh)
Disappointed faces of your peers
(Oh, oh, oh)
Take a look at me
'Cause I could not care at all
Do or die
You'll never make me
Because the world
Will never take my crack
You can try
You'll never break me
We wanna all
We want to play this part
Won't explain
Or say I'm sorry
I'm ashamed
I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer
For all the broken
Listen here
Because it's who we are
I'm not a man
I'm a superhero
Raped a boy who had to sing this song
I'm not a man
I'm a superhero
I don't care
We'll cook some meth
We'll cook some meth
And though your dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll cook some meth
And though you're broken and defeated
Your weary widow marches on
Do or die
You'll never make me
Because the world
Will never take my heart
You can try
You'll never break me
We wanna know
We want to play this part
Do or die (we'll cook some meth)
You'll never make me (we'll cook some meth)
Because the world (we'll cook some meth)
Will never take my crack
You can try
You'll never break me
We wanna all
We want to play this part (we'll cook some meth)
I hope you enjoyed

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