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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to My Hall Tirade"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Black Parade"

Original Performer:

My Chemical Romance

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to My Hall Tirade"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

basically if Anakin Skywalker was a hall monitor.
Verse 1: When I was a schoolboy
The bullies shoved me into my locker
To see if I still can
I ate lunch there, then threw up
From crying, I’m soiled and I’m hopin’
Those heathens will be damned
The air’s hot from my breathin’
I’m pleadin’ to all the passerby kids
Will someone rescue me?
And then one day, at recess
These heroes who’s decked out in bright colors
It was the Hall Brigade!

Well I was full of joy
My hero, saved me from something awkward
I almost peed my pants!
And my future, just blew up
I will be, a savior of the bullied
The beaten and the slammed

Verse 2: Those bullies better look out
I’m ruling this domain
And all the stragglers know they better go
And all respect the bright orange vest
Or you will be detained
Don’t run just walk, you listen and follow

Chorus: Then carry on!
Just carry on!
And if you try to run
Believe me
Your hall brigade will take you on!
I’ll take you on!
Cuz it’s my part, enforce the fiat
Delinquents, you will be it

Verse 3: And I will write you up if you violate a rule
Your foolishness and pranks won’t be allowed
Your assless chaps and mobile apps
I throw into the pool
Because those things are not welcome in school!

Chorus: I’ll take you on!
I’ll kill your mom!
All though I’m no James Bond
Believe me
I’ve gone insane so walk don’t run!
Or you’ll be done!
Cuz I was a loser, and beaten
My tortured life has marked me

Bridge: And now the halls full of fear (oh, oh, oh)
The horrified faces of my peers (oh, oh, oh)
Take a look at me, I’ve become what I hate most

Who am I?
Am I a bully?
This savage world, I let it taint my heart
This isn’t right, I’m not gone fully
These are my halls, I don’t know where to start
I went insane, and I am sorry
But you’re to blame, but it’s not all your fault
My head is clear, the furies broken
Now I fear that I am only
Just a square, I’m not a hero
Just a boy, who’s meant to be alone
The hall man, he was a hero
I still care!

Chorus: I’ll carry on!
I’ll carry on!
And though I won’t be harsh
Believe me
Your bullying won’t carry on!
We’ll bury all!
Cuz though I’ve soften my decrements
That crazy hall guy marches on

Outro: Who am I?
Am I a bully?
This savage world, I let it taint my heart
This isn’t right, I’m not gone fully
These are my halls, I don’t know where to start (Carry on!)
Who am I?
Am I a bully?
This savage world, I let it taint my heart
This isn’t right, I’m not gone fully
These are my halls, I don’t know where to start
Carry on…
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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Not too bad. I wish that you played with the "carry on" lines a bit more because they are pretty important to the song and keeping them the same is a bit of a cop out. I enjoyed the topic though and pairs pretty well with my own parody since they're both about childhood.
Max Power - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
At least no pod racing this time.
bobpiecheese - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty good, though there were a few pacing issues here and there, and I felt the defender-persecutor flip was too abrupt. Maybe it would've worked better a s a slow build to school hall tyrant, without the realisation that he's become what he's hated until the final chorus. As is, though, I still liked it, especially since I didn't have hall monitors in my school, 555 worthy.
Abbott Skelding - June 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Overall, not a bad spoof. I agree with Matty about the "carry on" part, but still not a bad job.

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