Your taste buds... Are annoyed...
With water... And juices that aren't tasty...
So come check out my stand

I said: "Bud, when you're thirsty
Don't you drink... Those flavors that are rotten...
Mine's sweetened and it's grand...

"Don't you stick with... those cretins
Whose lemons... will always make you pucker
And have that awful taste
But with one drop... of my juice
Your problems... are cured with liquid comfort
Come try my lemonade!"

"You'll gasp "Ahhh"... And enjoy...
A proper... drink that will make you peppy...
And chill you while you tan"

"Sipping others... you'll throw up
They're nasty... A failure of a potion...
And seasoned with bull crap"

Mine weren't always appealing
I botched a couple drinks
When I tried limes and grapes and potatoes
My tongue was mauled but now I solved
That stinky smell of feet
This is the dawn of lemonade by pros!

Not cherry ones! Not berry ones!
You'll see my spread has won completely
Tried celery but that was nuts! Not very good!
Come to my cart and then you'll drain it
Those other brands are heinous

Fought all those little children
For a spot on the street
Though I'm thirty I need a place to sell
Might of been smacked by little hands
Those rugrats kicked my rear
In my backyard I'll vend so I'm not pelt

Barbarians! Though very young!
Here in my shed you'll see me squeezing
I prepared it with Evian! Yes, Evian!
Come try it frozen, You can eat it
I'm beating supermarkets

Folks my age have focused more on beer (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
People who get wasted make me sneer (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Even dye it pink if it makes you more enthralled

Blew your dimes... on crappy Iced Tea...
This pitcher's swirled... and it's a work of... (ART!)
Other kinds... are rather dicey
You'll be appalled... but mine has topped the... (CHARTS!)
Used sugarcane... straight from Zimbabwe
I earned my fame... that Gordon Ramsay... (STARS!)
It on air... in his new show, man
It's quite clear... that if you buy this... (JAR!)
You'll be a fan... you'll win the lotto
Brings you luck... and babes will fling their thongs
At you, man... and there's no loophole
THIS!
I!
SWEAR!

When woebegone! Go open some!
This is the blend of which you're dreaming
A sensory overload's come! Your favorite one!
Stored in this oaken barrel treated
And your libido becomes strong!

When you cry... From something spicy...
Your mouth is cooled... Works better than that... (MILK!)
Worth the price... Though rather pricey...
Your wallet's mauled... But this drink's smooth as... (SILK!)
(Calmed Sriracha!)

Poured inside... A glass that's shiny (No Variance)
Made out of gold... This drink's served a la... (CARTE!) (From here to France!)
Lemon rinds... Earned me some money
It's quite a haul... Almost near twenty... (BUCKS!)
(So Delicious!)