When I was a young boy my father took me into the city
To pay me a small loan.
He said “Son when, you grow up,
will you be a racist, a bigot, and the bigger conservative?”
He said “Will you, defeat them, the Muslims, and all illegal immigrants,
Because one day, I’ll leave you, a rich man, to lead you into DC,
To be the president
*instrumental*
Sometimes I get the feeling
That Isis is gonna attack us
And other times I think I’ll build a wall
When through it all,
I’ll beat Clinton
With Cruz as my running mate
And when we’re done I’ll want you all to know
YOU’RE ALL FIRED
YOU’RE ALL FIRED
THOUGH YOU NEVER HAD A JOB BEFORE
THE FACT REMAINS THAT
YOU’RE FIRED
YOU’RE FIRED
My business ways will help
Bankrupt America
You think you’ll vote for Bernie,
But I will still just win,
And other people will say “Oh yeah Donald!”
So become red and go to your shed
and fill it with your guns
And when Obama’s gone, I’ll tell him now
YOU’RE FIRED BARRACK
YOU’RE FIRED BARRACK
THOUGH I’M A BIRTHER I BELIEVE
THAT YOU WILL BE MISSED
BY ONLY ONE
BY ONLY ONE
CAUSE I’LL BE THE BEST PRESIDENT
BETTER THAN ABE LINCOLN NOW
I will not give money to the poor
(oh god no)
Disapointed faces from the Green
(Oh yes yes)
Take a look at me,
cause this face you’ll memorized
Do or die, cause I will take the house
Not a Clinton, Not a Bush now
I want it all, you’ll never take my votes
Cause I’ll try, to offend everyone
Nobody can stay in the states
None at all, not even Ted Cruz
Cause I want everyone to leave
It’ll be just me
To run these states
I’ll build a wall
I’ll make Muslims have a card,
Though I am
the greatest person
I know that I
don’t need any friends now
I’m just D. Trump
I will sing this song
I’m not a man, I am a hero
I
AM
HUUUUUUUUUGE
I WILL RULE ON
I WILL RULE ON
THOUGH NOBODY REALLY WANTS ME
IF THEY DON’T VOTE, I’LL SAY
YOU ARE FIRED
YOU ARE FIRED
JUST GET OUT OF THE USA
AND GO BACK TO CANADA