Song Parodies -> I Never Told her what I Do for a Living
| Original Song Title: | "I Never Told You what I Do for a Living" |
| Original Performer: | My Chemical Romance |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Never Told her what I Do for a Living" |
| Parody Written by: | Someone |
I was bored, ok? it's kind of perverted... and I'm NOT a lesbian. it's just Gerard Way is a man.
Wake up in the night
I walk outside in the darkness
I find some girl at the bar and
Get wasted with her until then
We will go back home
I’ll make her comfy while we’ll talk
Then we will head to the bedroom
Where everything there happens
Over again
Another knife in my hands
I’m gonna slit her sweet yet small throat
And she screams
I feel sick in head
This happens almost every night and nobody cares
No one is on my case, not yet
Only go so far
Till I bury them
I know what I will get
Sometimes I have to run
But then I saw her face
And I couldn’t resist
What will happen then?
Another life in my hands
We head into the car where we take
This again
I’m so dirty, babe
But something I noticed that I had somehow forgot
It was the knife that I use to kill
Only go so far
Till she stays with me
So keep her in my arms
Down
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we’ll both go down
I tried
I tried
And we’ll both do it over until she dies
She’ll die, she’ll die
Then I will be fine
And never again, and never again
I couldn’t do it to this little girl
Not this time
But I will, yes I will
Get her gone, but I can’t let her run off away
She is now...
I’m dead
Now I’m gone, I am gone
No one will suffer me again
I died, I died, I died
Cause I died, but I lied
To her
I died,
I died,
I’m dead now
And I’ll never live ever again
No I won’t, nevermore
But it’s better off this way,
So much better off this way
But I wish I could just be there for her!
Well never again, and never again
I slit my own throat with that stupid knife
Now I’m burning
I walk outside in the darkness
I find some girl at the bar and
Get wasted with her until then
We will go back home
I’ll make her comfy while we’ll talk
Then we will head to the bedroom
Where everything there happens
Over again
Another knife in my hands
I’m gonna slit her sweet yet small throat
And she screams
I feel sick in head
This happens almost every night and nobody cares
No one is on my case, not yet
Only go so far
Till I bury them
I know what I will get
Sometimes I have to run
But then I saw her face
And I couldn’t resist
What will happen then?
Another life in my hands
We head into the car where we take
This again
I’m so dirty, babe
But something I noticed that I had somehow forgot
It was the knife that I use to kill
Only go so far
Till she stays with me
So keep her in my arms
Down
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we’ll both go down
I tried
I tried
And we’ll both do it over until she dies
She’ll die, she’ll die
Then I will be fine
And never again, and never again
I couldn’t do it to this little girl
Not this time
But I will, yes I will
Get her gone, but I can’t let her run off away
She is now...
I’m dead
Now I’m gone, I am gone
No one will suffer me again
I died, I died, I died
Cause I died, but I lied
To her
I died,
I died,
I’m dead now
And I’ll never live ever again
No I won’t, nevermore
But it’s better off this way,
So much better off this way
But I wish I could just be there for her!
Well never again, and never again
I slit my own throat with that stupid knife
Now I’m burning
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Yeah, i think this song is more a death threat than a parody. You might want to check yourself into a suicide hospital.
Heh... heh... heh...
That's kinda creepy...
Well... there's not much else to say now...
Great song. Umm...Hitler, you're already dead. You were one of the first people on my list.
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