Long ago
just like a turd you die to get out again
it is
so far up there

burning on
just like fart to try to get out again
good bye
to every one you know!

and what the best to do
(best to do)
when you got to take a poo
(take a poo)
and when your in a partyroom
(in a party room)
well u besta hold it in tonight

whats the best that i can say
thing are better if you leave
go home and go poo
go home and go poo

came a time
when every person had a problem like you
and now
you are the only one!!

and what the best to do
(best to do)
when you got to take a poo
(take a poo)
and when your in a partyroom
(in a dance room)
well u besta hold it in tonight

whats the best that i can say
thing are better if you leave
go home and go poo
go home and go poo
but if you stay and act this way
things are better if you leave
go home and go poo
go home and go poo

can you hold it
dont let go of it
its going
and were blowing
you'll fart again
the whole party has ended

its too late now so just leave
it was something you cant cede
go home and clean up
go home and clean up
and if you keep going this way
no one will ever say
join us smell free fun
join us smell free fun