Thank You For The Vacuum

Sister, I'm not much
Of a poet
But these dust bunnies
They never had a chance
Love it
Or sweep it
You can't understand
Oh, pretty face
It's a mess
So clean it up
It up
It up
I could make this place clean
If you paid me
I'm just the way Martha Stuart
Made me
On
And on
And on
And on
Filth is the way mould grows
On your bathroom door
What's life like sweeping up the floor?
The floor
The floor

This dust has got to leave
"Cause it's making me sneeze
Give me some Lysol and Fabreeze

So give me all your dustpans
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
I need a vacuum
We are gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed

Look at the wall
Yes, isn't it filthy?
Is that a spill on the book
You gave me?
Paper towels lock and load
A spot you missed
The touch of a Swiffer mop
These are the awful habits
That must stop
Must stop
Must stop
Must stop

This dust has got to leave
"Cause it's making me sneeze
Give me some Lysol and Fabreeze

So give me all your dustpans
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
I need a vacuum
We gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed!

[Guitar solo]


This dust has got to leave
"Cause it's making me sneeze
You wanna mess up something
Don't you dare do it around me!
Just give me what I need
Give me some Lysol and Fabreeze

So give me all your dustpans
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
I need a vacuum
We are gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed

So give me all your dustpans
(Where's my broom?)
And give me all your brooms
But this is just so hopeless
(Where's my broom?)
I need a vacuum
We gonna need some good cleaning products real soon
(Where's my broom?)
"Cause you know, if we don't then we're all doomed
(Where's my broom?)