-> "Case of the Ex Dealer"
Original Song Title:
"Case of the Ex"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Case of the Ex Dealer"
Parody Written by:
***Homie G***
The Lyrics
its after midnight and shes on your phone
sayin come of cuz she needs some dough
i could tell it was your ex by your tone
why is she callin now after so long
now what is it that she wants
tell me what is it that she needs
did she hear about the brand new weed
that you just bought from me?
cuz you kno she had bad business
didnt share no connections
and you told me that she turned trick
we she got busted in '96
what you gonna do when you cant get blow
and your goin through withdraw
ya i really need to kno and
how you gonna act
how you gonna handle that
what you gonna do when you cant get crack
what you gonna do when you cant get blow
and your goin through withdraw
ya i really need to kno and
how you gonna act
how you gonna handle that
what you gonna do when you cant get crack
theres no need to remenisce bout the past
obviously cuz her drugs didnt last
i kno how a dealer will try and game you
but dont get caught up
because baby you'll lose
now what is it that she wants
tell me what is it that she needs
did she hear about the brand new weed
that you just bought from me?
cuz you kno she had bad business
didnt share no connections
and you told me that she turned trick
we she got busted in '96
what you gonna do when you cant get blow
and your goin through withdraw
ya i really need to kno and
how you gonna act
how you gonna handle that
what you gonna do when you cant get crack
what you gonna do when you cant get blow
and your goin through withdraw
ya i really need to kno and
how you gonna act
how you gonna handle that
what you gonna do when you cant get crack
tell me why she on your phone in the middle of the night
tell me why she in your life tryna get whats mine
she dont know me
shes about to know me
im in your life thats how its gonna be
smoked her crack
it aint even all that
so if you want her back
you can take her back
cuz game recognize game
i can do the same thing
get it right change
or ill take back myweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed ya
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