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Song Parodies -> "To Hell With Officer Van Dyke"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Go Round"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Musiq Soulchild

Parody Song Title:

"To Hell With Officer Van Dyke"

Parody Written by:

Z-Police Productions, Inc.

The Lyrics

There was a Chicago police verdict yesterday that involved Officer Van Dyke's shooting of an innocent Black kid named Laquan McDonald.
[[1st Verse:]]
While Chicago was very fast asleep
Many shots rang out loud
It was that innocent Black minor child
In the name of Laquan
He was smarter than anyone could be
Got good grades in his years
But something tragic hit him very hard
The Black community's in tears!

[[Chorus:]]
To hell with Jason Van Dyke
Shooting up any Black man
He shot him up cause he feel like it
And that's why he should burn in hell right now (x2)

[[2nd Verse:]]
Four years later after he smoked McDonald
Chicago took him to court
The jury found him guilty on all the charges
For shooting him sixteen times
Van Dyke's the Bill Cosby of shooting Black folks
Always doing things his way
I hope Van Dyke rots himself completely in jail
Without opportunity for bail!

[[Chorus:(x2)]]

[[Bridge:]]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Shots ended the life of that innocent Laquan! (x2)

(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)

[[Chorus(x4)]]

Boo-hoo!



The shooting of Laquan McDonald took place on October 20, 2014 when Laquan was only 17. He was born on September 25, 1997.

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