-> "Fig"
Original Song Title:
"Dig"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fig"
The Lyrics
Fig, Don't eat me
I want it, I didn't eat yet
Real eating
Fig, Don't eat me, want to eat
Everything that I want
Slowly eating
I would love to get my hands all over that thing and shove it down my throat
Wanting and drooling til I gotta go
I you want a piece of it go get your motherfuckin own
You chew it, munch it
Squeeze it, crunch it
Do not, eat it
I want it
Fig, Don't eat me
I want it, I didn't eat yet
Real eating
Fig, Don't eat me, want to eat
Everything that I want
Real eating
This is not teh way I planned it to be cause this fuckers got to steal it
Eat it teh way that I want to for fun
You better get the fuck away cuase I got a fuckin gun
Well do not, eat it
How much, Do i repeat
Fuck you, you'll never
Fuck me off
Fig, Don't eat me
I want it, I didn't eat yet
Real eating
Fig, Don't eat me, want to eat
Everything that I want
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Lemme eat you you will never get away
Lemme eat you this guys gonna pay
Fig!
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