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Song Parodies -> "Why Won't It Pwn?"
Original Song Title:
"Since You've Been Gone"
Original Performer:
Mr. Haggag
Parody Song Title:
"Why Won't It Pwn?"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Haggag
The Lyrics
This song is perfect for anyone taking High School AP Computer Science.Why Won't It Pwn?Mr. Haggag's AP Computer Science ClassLyrics:Tom Keagle,Andy McCloskey,Erik Schmidt,David ShulmanAcoustic Guitar : Justin ChapmanVocals : Raef HaggagArtwork : Tabitha LearnSound Engineering: Justin Chapman
Here's my code, it started out fine
Looked great, but the wrong design
Yea, Yea...
Why wont it pwn?
I'm determined, I ran the code
Pretty soon it hit an overload,
Yea, Yea
Why wont it pwn?
How did it end up this way?
It just hit an infinite loop!
Its all because of that array!
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
My array wasn't long enough,
Keeping track of the size was too tough,
Yea, Yea
Why won't it pwn?
Used a loop to ring round it,
Got an IOB (IndexOutOfBounds) error!
Was out of the array a bit...
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
Then I ran my compiler,
and it came up all red.
Time to use the ol' debugger
This code is driving me out of my head!!!
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
Why wont it pwn?
Why wont it pwn?
Looked great, but the wrong design
Yea, Yea...
Why wont it pwn?
I'm determined, I ran the code
Pretty soon it hit an overload,
Yea, Yea
Why wont it pwn?
How did it end up this way?
It just hit an infinite loop!
Its all because of that array!
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
My array wasn't long enough,
Keeping track of the size was too tough,
Yea, Yea
Why won't it pwn?
Used a loop to ring round it,
Got an IOB (IndexOutOfBounds) error!
Was out of the array a bit...
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
Then I ran my compiler,
and it came up all red.
Time to use the ol' debugger
This code is driving me out of my head!!!
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
Why wont it pwn!?
I checked the code just a million times,
I should've known, Yea , Yea
To indent, comment, and use ArrayList...
Why wont it pwn?
Why wont it pwn?
Why wont it pwn?
Feel free to use this song for Educational/Recreational purposes - Please give reference to www.MrHaggag.comYou can download the mp3s atwww.MrHaggag.com
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