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Song Parodies -> "The Jerks Above, The Morons Below"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Cigarette"

Original Performer:

Mr. Bungle

Parody Song Title:

"The Jerks Above, The Morons Below"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This parody is based on true-life events. Best appreciated while listening along with , and imagining other appropriate sound effects.
Gabbing, crabbing
Midnight? No, it's 10 past 3!
Bumping, thumping
"You jerks!", I turn in my sheets

You think it's a joke
Play movies with your surround-sound
Yack on, drunken ass
And we fear you could be insane
Not again!

You are just punk idiots
Back at home from the night shift
And how can I get sleep, hip-hop music blares
You're stomping everywhere, screaming and yelling...oh me

"F*** me!...F*** me!"
She moans, bedsprings and posts squeak
"Whip me!...Beat me!"
At 2, 10 times every week!

We talked in the past,
Told you we sleep at night, is that too much to ask?
I'm so stressed, that's right
'Cause you punched her out last time
(Won't be the last time?)

You are just punk idiots
In our apartment complex
And you always forget that we are still here
Stomping everywhere, we still hear everything!

You'll find a note with your eviction notice...

There's just 5 weeks left until your lease is dead
There's just 4 weeks left until your lease is dead
There's just 3 weeks left until your lease is dead
There's just 2 days left until your lease is dead
There's just 1 hour until I need to leave bed
Unjust-- [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP--hit the Snooze button!]
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Hi, neighbor!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Matthias - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome work here Agrimorfee! I lived this of course, because I had one of the worst dorms on campus, and what you're saying is the gospel truth. That's one of the reasons why I don't want to return to the dorm life...
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good idea, my downstairs neighbors are always fighting, punching, hitting, cursing, and spewing racist comments with my other neighbors. Then they come home blasting techno music, and the neighbors they fight with blast rap music. Sometimes, Apartment life is really a pain.

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