Love is like Oxy-Clean!

Love Is a many splintered thing!

Will you sit up, I see your thong!

Sometimes you need grub
(This parody is no real feat!)
Sometimes if you flub
(Not clever, nor complete!)

You don't need to shove
(This is just a game)

I was paid for rubbin you baby
you have paid for rubbin me

Bet I can drink more than you baby
You can't drink as much as me

Now give me one more fight
Give me one more fight
One more fight
Drop your gloves and go at it

In the name of the glove.
One more falls to Krueger's glove.

(Some crazy fool
Fell to Freddy The Ghoul)

Float, don't go that way!
You just can't hide
You've got to drive
Keep on the move
No maybes
Float, don't go that way!

Poor old Peg Bundy just can't get enough of whoopie ding dong,
Then Al looks around him and he says, "say it ain't so".

I'd love to clear the sorry world of stupid love songs
Because they're crap
I think you know, 'cause there they go again

Will you sit up, I see your thong
And it is so tight, it is in plain sight
Will you sit up, I see your thong
Sun on your ass does glow
You look like a ho

We can eat gyros, on special today
Now you, you will drink wine
And I, I'll drink retsina
Get the bottles straight off the rack
Appetizer? Feta cheese toasted black
The pitas will hold them together
The sauce is fine
Smells good today
I could eat gyros for ever and ever
We could eat gyros, just because

I. will always love food, will always love food
Oh food food my darling food mmmm
I will always love food

I want [your name here] to
Get what they deserve....

(.and now the medley is done!)