[Below Average Dave]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to B.A. Dave's head

[Uncensored Dave]
Say what I meant suckas
I just want to vent suckas

[David & Davina:]
Mind Bender, Tongue Twister, Crazed Writer, So Random
Mind Bender, Tongue Twister, Crazed Writer, So Random

[Censored Dave:]
I can't speak my mind when someone makes me mad
Biting my tongue in my cheeks
They say, Hey bro-you're slow
I wanna kick their fat nose, oh (oh boy)

[All]
I cannot control who speaks next (hey hey hey)
Got so many folks in here (hee oh)
Dada Crazy luda ma ma (ooh yeah)
Meet My Personalities (slut slut, slut slut)
Can you tell who I am tonight, tonight (oh oh)
Can you tell who I am tonight (no no no no)

[David]
I am the voice who you hear normally
Yes I'm out when all is fine
But when I get the creeps
Is when they start to speak, yeah
I'm the closest Dave to normal (normal yeah)
but I'm still nutty my dear (ooh yeah yeah)
I like cute puppies and turtles
Meet my personalities, uh

[All]
Don't know what comes out of my mouth, ce soir (tonight) (f**k, f**k, f**k)
Hope that I don't scare your whole house (ooh)
(c**k, crabs, uh)

[Uncensored Dave:]
I'm the one that throws random bad things out
Say s**t for s**t's sake, Are your boobs fake?
I'm glad I ain't got man boobs, and I don't wear no shorts
Now let me blow your mind, naked chickens are whores
Mad at me? Well boo hoo I ain't sorry
I'ma keep yelling crap and talk 'bout Turtle Monkeys
I don't need no booze, Ta be an a$$hole and crude
I'm like Denis Leary and I sure ain't a prude
Hey mista, dumb mista
Need to stop that crack sista
I won't lie I caught you staring at my A$$
Look this way, if you like I can make ya day
I'm gonna say just what I wanna (come on)
Censorships for whinas (what)
Uncensored and damn I'm free
(feeling fine, come on now)

[All]
Who is next (ooh)
Per-son-alities (ooh yeah)
Who will scream (That'd be me)

[Davina:]
Hey, hey, hey
I am the girl who's in Davey's head, hey
I make him look all drop dead, at night
I'm his fashionable side
Or at least I've tried
More, More, DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[David:]
It's time for me to take back my mind (Oh yeah right)

[Censored Dave:]
Well keep me to keep you nice

[Davina:]
Oh Davey
But when we turn up
Your life don't suck
We're in DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[All]
You can't make our voices silent (da Daaaaaaa-ey)
Can't get rid of us no dear (Oh Boy)
Give us lots of mochaccino (ooh)

[Davina:]
Random Personalities

[All]
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
No because I can't couche moi (not with myself no)
Can we come out and play tonight, please Dave (please Dave)
We just want to have fun tonight (Yeah)
Come on, uh

*Davina
Hot side

*David
Can't keep them inside

*Bad Ass Dave
Hey,hey, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k

*Censored
Nooo Nooo No No

*It's Crazy Davey
PENGUINS!!

*Now which Dave
Ooh B A B A

B A Dave you there?
Meet Dave's Personalities
Oooooh Craaz-y