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Song Parodies -> "Disabled American Veterans"

Original Song Title:

"Ace of Spades"

Original Performer:

Motorhead

Parody Song Title:

"Disabled American Veterans"

Parody Written by:

Phil Össifer

The Lyrics

Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That vet-fund is bound to get you,

Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That vet-fund is bound to get you,

Vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund, vet-fund...mmm...

(female vocal)

DAV,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
DAV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

DAV,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
DAV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV!

(vocal trio)

DAV,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
DAV,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

DAV,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
DAV,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV, whoa!

DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)

One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,

DAV,
(instrumental call-back)
DAV,
(instrumental call-back)

If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
Let’s do DAV, whoa!

Simple as the day is long!

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