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Song Parodies -> "Twitch Was Never On Your Side"

Original Song Title:

"God Was Never On Your Side"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Twitch Was Never On Your Side"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

This platform has undergone some rather serious transformations, accusations, redemptions, and character assassinations. All from those which have created their own drama before and during membership. Here are a few case studies to consider should you decide to click that accept button.
(Verse 1)
With the string, shifting away
When you act, not of your age
Then from this fandom, I encroached
Red hat and goggles, the new phage
If the suit, is old and torn
And your Collie, is not here
But there is affection, on the road
Four legs of fun, that I endear

(Pre-Chorus 1)
Let the streamers criticize
Let the past Google docs, now chastise
Twitch brand is broken, with disdain
Allow streamers, who brought us pain

They were never on your side
Twitch was never on your side
The truth shows us, we can’t abide
Twitch was never on your side

(Verse 2)
See how she breaks, all simp hearts
See the way she, treats her pets
It’s all for show, but cannot reap nor sow
Flash a nip slip, lack regrets
If Twitch is fair, what is safety
When gamer voice chats, held to mute?
Why she’s not racist? She’s not banned?
Bambi gets coddled, cringe not cute

(Pre-Chorus 2)
Let all chats spammed with emotes
Leave for Mixer, idea floats
Twitch brand is broken, now a joke
When it decides, to go full woke


No, No, No

(Guitar Solo)

They were never on your side
Twitch was never on your side
Never, never, never, never
Never on your side
Never on your side
Twitch was never on your side
Never on your side
If you cannot follow the symbolism around who these "people" are, I'd be happy to take some guesses in the comments.

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