There's a big mad cow going crazy out in the pasture.
You can't miss it, it's the first think you see.
And it's mad as hell, it pees with no controled bladder,
And it's madder than any cow I've ever seen.
Hey, that's mad cows over there in the slaughter house.
He'll be fresh ground beef before the sun goes down.
And is this mad cow?

( Mad, mad, mad ,mad, cow. )
Yeah, is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow. )
Hey!
Where it was born? Where was it was raised?
Did I eat it's hamburger yesterday?
Well it got butchered when it was mad.
It eats the brain that makes it mad.
I can't wait for things to settle down,
No ground beef just ground round.
Is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow, )
Yeah, is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, moo, cow. )
Mad cow

There ain't much bround beef sold since they found it.
They still talk about it on the news at noon.
Not any of us are ordering beef at the diner.
I wonder if that ground chicken is cooked all the way threw?
They say you can eat the beef, it's all right.
So I ordered a hamburger and woofed it down.
And is this mad cow.

( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow, )
Yeah, is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow. )
Where was it born? Where was it raised?
Did I eat it's Hamburger yesterday?
Well there it is with it's dad.
It eats the brain that makes it mad.
I can't wait for things to settle down,
No ground beef just ground round.
Is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow, )
Na, this ain't mad cow.
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow. )
Mad cow

Well I bought and pattied up some hamburgers,
You should smell them, I'm grilling in the back yard.
The neighbors came over and helpped eat up the hamburgers,
And that's Jenny, with a vegi burger on her bun.
Ah, we're egtting ready to serve them they'er cooked just right.
And don't be afraid, to eat a humburger right now.
And maybe later that T-Bone will show up with mad cow?
Mad cow

( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow, )
Yeah, is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow. )
Where was it born? where was it raised?
Did I eat it's hamburger yesterday?
Well it got butchered when it was mad.
It eats the brain it mad.
I can't wait for things to settle down,
No ground beef just ground round
Is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow, )

Ya, this is mad cow.
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow. )
Is this mad cow?
( Mad, mad, mad, mad, cow, )
Mad cow