I'm tired of eating boiled eels
I need to find a place my stomach can go to fill
I need to eat there pretty quick
Hey Mister, what you got out on that grill you can feed me in a pinch?

Maybe one of them souped-up Burger Bars
The kind that makes you feel more hungry than you are
Mustard don't matter. No, I don't need fancy cheese
All that differs eggs from peas is

GREASE
How fast can I chug?
Can it get me overweight quickly, 20 to 60 pounds in a week?
Yeh, all I really eat is a tub of lard and a whole lot of grease

Do you have a napkin I can tuck?
Cause eating too many hamburgers will get me all choked up
I don't think I can eat enough, even though they taste like chalk
on a chalkboard, alright mom, I'll watch my tongue
Do you have a coupon?
Cause I need,

GREASE
How fast can I chug?
Can it get me overweight quickly, 20 to 60 pounds in a week?
Yeh, all I really eat is a tub of lard and a whole lot of grease

Pour me sweet tea and gimme a cup of rice and peanuts
Chairs or booth doesn't matter much at all to me
I'll have the water and grass
Bring out my food fast


GREASE
How fast can I chug?
Can it get me overweight quickly, 20 to 60 pounds in a week?
Yeh, all I really eat is a tub of lard and a whole lot of grease

I'm tired of having baked meals
I'll probably never eat seals