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Song Parodies -> "Makes Me Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Breaks My Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monica

Parody Song Title:

"Makes Me Fart"

Parody Written by:

Ray B.

The Lyrics

I know alot of you are wondering....so here's the answer....
Yummm, Yummm
Chooppp
oooohh!
yess
foood

When I finally took this break, And thought bout what i ate
I had to sit and write this song
And When I turned away from you, At the first sight of food
baby, i'll admit that's wrong
And it was no mistake, when i ate up everything
and Raided your family cook out
now you won't forgive me, Am i still your baby?
you can't get mad over some ribs

Beans really make me Fart
And i think the ribs played a part in that too
and just like your main man Bart
I'm sorry for all the food that I stole from you
And it's hard to Believe, After i relieved
I still gotta take a S**t
Gained more pounds than a fat kid
and you're still pissed bout the ribs

Never gave you alot, cause i never thought
Men ever got that hungry
Never told you I was fat, on the inside you knew that
the outside you could already see
And i never gave food up, when ever i thought
we were gone have company
And right when they went out, Ribs were there for me
And they said "Welcome home"

Beans really make me Fart
And i think the ribs played a part in that too
and just like your main man Bart
I'm sorry for all the food that I stole from you
And it's hard to Believe, After i relieved
I still gotta take a S**t
Gained more pounds than a fat kid
and you're still pissed bout the ribs

And if it takes my whole Life, I won't take it out on food
Cause they weren't cruel
Food's given their life to me, inspite I still believe
Foods, they really love me
from this day forward, Cake is Truly Mines
And i won't leave out green beans
I was meant, to love pizza
Honey, Let Go Of My Ribs!----------------

Beans really make me Fart ( bean really make--------------)
And i think the ribs played a part in that too
and just like your main man Bart
I'm sorry for all the food that I stole from you
And it's hard to Believe, After i relieved ( it felt good)
I till gotta take a S**t
Gained more pounds than a fat kid
and you're still pissed bout the ribs

Beans really make me Fart ( beans make- me fart)
And i think the ribs played a part in that too ( you're mad- bout' ribs)
and just like your main man Bart( beans make- me fart)
I'm sorry for all the food that I stole from you
And it's hard to Believe, After i relieved
I till gotta take a S**t
Gained more pounds than a fat kid( a fat kid baby)
and you're still pissed bout the ribs


Beans really make me Fart
Fart
You're still pissed bout those ribs
Farrrtttt
Beans really make me Fart

Eat that Bitch!
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2Eagle - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Beans, beans the musical fruit.........

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