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Song Parodies -> "We've Pissed Emos"

Original Song Title:

"Missed the Boat"

Original Performer:

Modest Mouse

Parody Song Title:

"We've Pissed Emos"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

For Decathlon Event 7
While we're on the subject
Could we change the subject now?
I;ve been looking at your clothes
You look like a little zombie girl
Wear too much eyeliner
You’re always dressed in black
Boys and girls wear girl things
This trend here better pass
Shouldn’t have last

Emos, they’re unhappy
Cut their arms and veins
Bisexual and looking
They’re always full of hate
Your clothes effin ugly
Act if you were just planned
And you scream and you all holler
Like you just don’t give a damn

Oh, you and your clothes can go to hell
Your New Year’s resolution
You and your clothes have fun in hell
You fit in more with all the demons
I sometimes wonder if you’ve spells

You drive everyone crazy
Fall Out Boy you scream out loud
Panic! At the Disco, not allowed
Sing MCR to a big crowd?
If you’re an emo nerd then
Your clothes look a bit better
No need to raid mom or sister’s closet
Or your parent’s bathroom sink

Wake up zombies? See yall in hell
You scream, they all can hear ya
You should know all this yourself
Your style will be out of fashion
It’s good if you get pissed

Whyd you have to buy it?
How hard did employees laugh?
Well I know we’ve pissed emos
And you’ve gone totally insane
Your clothes look like shite
You dress like at a wake
People, we’re playing
Clothes looking fake, fake, fake, fake, fake

Black fingernails on both of your two girly emo hands
Don’t dress like a man, and when they you it gets laughs from all the folks
Glittery,sparkling, part of hair right in your eyes, get that cut, just realize
When the fashion just dies out, we’ll realize we’ve finally pissed emos

Oh yeah we’ve done it all too well
Emo’s a passing fashion
The music still goes on, but the clothes gone
Boys looks like boys, girls look like girls
We’re damn proud of ourselves
2008 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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 4   2
 5   5

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Jack Wilson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's the youtube /
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
This is OK, Jack....but not enough variation in the humour to sustain it over the whole song...but that's just my opinion. Still, good effort. 545
Matthias - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Kristof. This was just okay, I liked the zombie line, but you used too many lines from the original song.
Kristof Robertson - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.7) See above...nice idea, not quite pulled off. Big effort, though!
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) I have to say the same thing, sadly. I really couldn't keep up the pace that you wrote in many spots, either.
Arwen - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I struggled with this one a little bit, Jack. Similar to what I said to Stuart...this seems to be a rant against emos in general more than a rant about their clothes. Fun in spots, though...=)
Phil Alexander - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, Jack, but I didn't like it: too much vitriol with not enough humour to balance
Below Average Dave ( - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) I think it was funny, but the pacing was hard to follow for me, still a decent write.
stuart mcarthur - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.7) I share your irritation with emos Jack, so I quite liked the idea of targetting their look-at-me clothes sense - could have been funnier I guess, but I quite liked it anyway - 555
Jeff Reuben - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done Jack

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