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Song Parodies -> "No Smoke"

Original Song Title:

"Float On"

Original Performer:

Modest Mouse

Parody Song Title:

"No Smoke"

Parody Written by:

Modest Hamster

The Lyrics

I lit my ciggie with a lighter the other day, well I got kicked of my flight by the FAA. I light it up
and got nixed from bein in hay, well I was bummed out the rest of the day. And we'll all die
today and we'll all die today and we'll all die today and we'll all die today or I'll get cancer
anyway well I think you made them take every last lighter away, it was worth just to breathe
right again. My lungs are growing quickly even when I quit, good air will work its way to all
my friends. We both got diagnosed on exactly the same day, we both have emphezyma
either way. and we'll all die sometime today and we'll all choke today and we'll all die today
and we'll all croak soon all right. Already my lungs don't work OK please do worry that my
insurance will pay. All ready my funerals planned OK dont you worry even if we can't get
money from Allstate. (uh-heh-heh) Oh god! I cant' breathe or feel my face, my blood
pressures past 208! Help! Freddy everything's getting dark already my will is complete check
my pair of nasty smelling sneaks you get my Newport and a match. Oh, Freddy I never spent
much time with you, I'm so sorry, OK? I fear that smokings been my death I wish i never
turned 18 I started at Christmas of that year and haven't stopped for the other 16 years. Im
dying at only 35 im dying and see a bright bright light oh sonny I think I'm dead.
I wrote this as a non-smoking song it shows our danger we sell legally.

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Usually, the proper form for submitting songs is to write line by line, not in paragraph form (which is so commonplace due to the size of CD booklets sheets i guess). It makes it SO MUCH easier to read . I actualy listened to the song while reading your post, but it was hard to keep up. As to the song itself: funny idea in the context of the original, but pacing was off in the first verse, then completely disintegrated at the end. If that was the intention, it should have been typed the way I described so readers can understand the joke. If this is your first entry Modest Hamster (great pen name, BYW!), I am looking forward to what else you can come up with.

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