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Song Parodies -> "2008 NASCAR Half-Year Review Song"
Original Song Title:
"Patriotic Finale Medley"
Original Performer:
Miss Texas USA
Parody Song Title:
"2008 NASCAR Half-Year Review Song"
Parody Written by:
Jay Jianoran
The Lyrics
(Instrumental)
Darrell Waltrip: DW in honor of fifty golden years of this great american race reach up their and pull their belts up one more time, Boogity Boogity Boogity
Let's Go Racin' Boys!
This race is started,
It starts on Daytona,
Ryan Newman won
The Concrete Carl
Won at Fontana
And Las Vegas
Toyota Takes Win #1
at Atlanta Motor Speedway
(Call over Instrumental)
Darrell Waltrip: Hamlin's got a problem
Mike Joy: for the first time in 2008 a chevrolet will go to victory lane and R-C-R goes 1-2-3!
But Kevin, Jeff, and Clint finished 1-2-3 but well i always say that at bristol.
(Instrumental Continues)
But at Martinsville
Denny Hamlin won and got a Clock
Then at Carl Edwards he got
backflipped, Next is Jimmie Johnson
He Won a Phoenix Arizona
Then at Talladega
Kyle Busch wins and a big wreck.
(Call over Instrumental)
Mike Joy: Gordon Lost a Bit of Momenteum and lost his help here they come to the line white flag one lap to go, Kyle and trouble spin in the tri-oval, spun white flag is out, no caution.
(Later)
Mike Joy: Kyle Busch
Darrell Waltrip: Still Leading
Mike Joy: Trouble,
Darrell Waltrip: Much Worse
Mike Joy: Turn Two, 48, we still
Darrell Waltrip: Caution Is Out
Later Clint Bowyer won at Richmond
And Kyle Busch win at Darlington
Kasey Kahne's Bud won both at Charlotte, NC
Greg Biffle finished second at Charlotte
On Memorial Day, Kyle Busch finished third
and Jeff Gordon finished forth at Memorial Day!
Then Kyle Busch got the Monster
At Dover on Sunday
Kasey Kahne knocked at Pocono
Brian V. finished second
At Michigan, Dale Jr. Escaped
Kasey Kahne dropped to second
Then Infineon Kyle Busch won
He needs to win at the Glen
When Kurt Busch won at New Hampshire
His Brother Kyle, has the lead in points
And Jeff Burton is right behind.
Finishing second
But Concrete Carl.
he has two hundred thirty four points right behind.
Jeff Gordon is sixth
and Denny Hamlin is seventh
Greg Biffle still in at eighth
And Tony Stewart is in ninth place,
And Kasey Kahne rounds out the top ten.
And we all conclude for 2008
NASCAR's Half Year in Review
We will get Ready for another half
And will see who will win the Sprint Cup!
It Will Starts here In Daytona!
And Will End In Homestead!
YEAH!
Darrell Waltrip: DW in honor of fifty golden years of this great american race reach up their and pull their belts up one more time, Boogity Boogity Boogity
Let's Go Racin' Boys!
This race is started,
It starts on Daytona,
Ryan Newman won
The Concrete Carl
Won at Fontana
And Las Vegas
Toyota Takes Win #1
at Atlanta Motor Speedway
(Call over Instrumental)
Darrell Waltrip: Hamlin's got a problem
Mike Joy: for the first time in 2008 a chevrolet will go to victory lane and R-C-R goes 1-2-3!
But Kevin, Jeff, and Clint finished 1-2-3 but well i always say that at bristol.
(Instrumental Continues)
But at Martinsville
Denny Hamlin won and got a Clock
Then at Carl Edwards he got
backflipped, Next is Jimmie Johnson
He Won a Phoenix Arizona
Then at Talladega
Kyle Busch wins and a big wreck.
(Call over Instrumental)
Mike Joy: Gordon Lost a Bit of Momenteum and lost his help here they come to the line white flag one lap to go, Kyle and trouble spin in the tri-oval, spun white flag is out, no caution.
(Later)
Mike Joy: Kyle Busch
Darrell Waltrip: Still Leading
Mike Joy: Trouble,
Darrell Waltrip: Much Worse
Mike Joy: Turn Two, 48, we still
Darrell Waltrip: Caution Is Out
Later Clint Bowyer won at Richmond
And Kyle Busch win at Darlington
Kasey Kahne's Bud won both at Charlotte, NC
Greg Biffle finished second at Charlotte
On Memorial Day, Kyle Busch finished third
and Jeff Gordon finished forth at Memorial Day!
Then Kyle Busch got the Monster
At Dover on Sunday
Kasey Kahne knocked at Pocono
Brian V. finished second
At Michigan, Dale Jr. Escaped
Kasey Kahne dropped to second
Then Infineon Kyle Busch won
He needs to win at the Glen
When Kurt Busch won at New Hampshire
His Brother Kyle, has the lead in points
And Jeff Burton is right behind.
Finishing second
But Concrete Carl.
he has two hundred thirty four points right behind.
Jeff Gordon is sixth
and Denny Hamlin is seventh
Greg Biffle still in at eighth
And Tony Stewart is in ninth place,
And Kasey Kahne rounds out the top ten.
And we all conclude for 2008
NASCAR's Half Year in Review
We will get Ready for another half
And will see who will win the Sprint Cup!
It Will Starts here In Daytona!
And Will End In Homestead!
YEAH!
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