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Song Parodies -> "2008 Lenox Industrial Tools 301 Recap Song"
Original Song Title:
"2008 Opening Number Medley"
Original Performer:
Miss Texas USA
Parody Song Title:
"2008 Lenox Industrial Tools 301 Recap Song"
Parody Written by:
Jay Jianoran
The Lyrics
When TNT started the race with pre-race coverage
Billy Maudlin Jr. has the invocation (not Sammy Maudlin!)
The Threat from Joliett rolled the green
But Kevin Harvick rolled through the heels
And it gets stronger in every way
And it gets deeper let me say
And it gets higher day by day
Do I know you my oh my
Dale Jr., passes Patrick for third place
Biffle fights a race car (it was loose)
Rowdy Kyle Busch, goes to pit road.
(instrumental)
But Casey
Stays out of the lead
Green Flag Flies
Tony takes the Move
But Dale Jr.
Gets Loose in the Corner
Agent Single O-Seven
Reaches the Top Five
He Started Eighteenth
Four Hendrick Cars
Are Running in the Top 10
Casey Mears is in the lead, and Jeff Gordon is sixth
Jimmie Johnson is in seventh, and Dale Jr. is 8th place
But GEM Drivers
Patrick and Elliot
Falled Back to 31st
and Thirty-Second
Martin Truex Jr.
Was strong early
With Pit Stops
had he fallen back
to Eleventh!
(instrumental)
listen baby on Lap One Thirty Nine, Cars went to pit road,
may be we need some.
Kasey Kahne is loose
gets a wedge adjustment,
Jeff Gordon is tight
in the center of the corner.
Casey Mears get four tires
and minor adjustments
'Cause baby there
Pit Road Problems got enough
On Lap One thirty nine, whatdya know
Pit Road Problems got enough
To keep me from getting to you kids.
(instrumental)
A confluence of changing weather conditions
And Fuel Strategy and lots of late-race cautions
Moved Kurt Busch from eighteenth to the lead
And I joined with Casey and Rowdy Kyle
Oh yeah you've gotta believe me
A Fifth Caution, On Lap 217
When he Caught a piece of the wall
of Juan Pablo Montoya
But A Seventh Caution
Forced a Red Flag, and Kyle Busch Won!
Billy Maudlin Jr. has the invocation (not Sammy Maudlin!)
The Threat from Joliett rolled the green
But Kevin Harvick rolled through the heels
And it gets stronger in every way
And it gets deeper let me say
And it gets higher day by day
Do I know you my oh my
Dale Jr., passes Patrick for third place
Biffle fights a race car (it was loose)
Rowdy Kyle Busch, goes to pit road.
(instrumental)
But Casey
Stays out of the lead
Green Flag Flies
Tony takes the Move
But Dale Jr.
Gets Loose in the Corner
Agent Single O-Seven
Reaches the Top Five
He Started Eighteenth
Four Hendrick Cars
Are Running in the Top 10
Casey Mears is in the lead, and Jeff Gordon is sixth
Jimmie Johnson is in seventh, and Dale Jr. is 8th place
But GEM Drivers
Patrick and Elliot
Falled Back to 31st
and Thirty-Second
Martin Truex Jr.
Was strong early
With Pit Stops
had he fallen back
to Eleventh!
(instrumental)
listen baby on Lap One Thirty Nine, Cars went to pit road,
may be we need some.
Kasey Kahne is loose
gets a wedge adjustment,
Jeff Gordon is tight
in the center of the corner.
Casey Mears get four tires
and minor adjustments
'Cause baby there
Pit Road Problems got enough
On Lap One thirty nine, whatdya know
Pit Road Problems got enough
To keep me from getting to you kids.
(instrumental)
A confluence of changing weather conditions
And Fuel Strategy and lots of late-race cautions
Moved Kurt Busch from eighteenth to the lead
And I joined with Casey and Rowdy Kyle
Oh yeah you've gotta believe me
A Fifth Caution, On Lap 217
When he Caught a piece of the wall
of Juan Pablo Montoya
But A Seventh Caution
Forced a Red Flag, and Kyle Busch Won!
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Correction: Forced a Red Flag, and Kyle Busch Won! Should Be: Forced a Red Flag, and Kurt Busch Won!
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