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Song Parodies -> "Map Pointer (Krebs' Song)"

Original Song Title:

"White Liar"

Original Performer:

Miranda Lambert

Parody Song Title:

"Map Pointer (Krebs' Song)"

Parody Written by:

Edward Genereux

The Lyrics

This parody, my 105th overall on AmIRight but first of Miranda Lambert, is my second in the Downfall parody cycle. Whereas the last one ("Antics of Fegelein") parodied a little-known indie tune, if you've listened to enough pop country crap on the radio you should be able to recognize the OS for purposes of checking on the pacing as you vote. This time, we're going to look at the Fuhrerbunker's map guy, Chief of Staff Hans Krebs. Because I am a soon-to-be grad student studying GIS at the University of Minnesota (I start in January 2014), he is another of my favourite characters in the parodies, largely on account of his love of maps and pointing at them.
Hey, map pointer,
I love how you make maps so very cool.
May your art of pointing prosper;
May it be a subject taught in school.
I will give you fish, map pointer.

I saw you with a map of Berlin;
You pointed out that you ne'er could win
With the Russians on each side.
You always know that a map can change
The way wherein we do e'er our minds arrange;
May your skills never slide.

Hey, map lover,
Your love of maps will get you really far.
Businessmen will take none other;
They will treat you like a superstar.
May you e'er be a map lover.

I also love how you commit
To Burgdorf 'til death do you split;
Don't let anyone object.
I do admire your fight for rights,
Though the fundies every night
Try to call you incorrect.

Hey, map maker,
Keep doin' what you do best for all your days,
And we know you're a fish eater;
Your skills will let you eat seafood always.
Keep up the good work, map maker.

I did write this song for you;
I am a map lover too.

We both are map pointers;
We might as well promote ArcGIS.
In that case, we'll pose for posters
And make TV and radio, no less.
Let's share our hobby, map pointer.
Downfall (c) 2004 Constantin Film. ArcGIS (c) 1999-2012 ESRI.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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LPG-Unit - July 08, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'd like to see more Parody Universe-related parody lyrics here on the site as while there are sentence-mixed videos of Hitler and the crew singing to popular music, there aren't any much here who do lyrics about Unterganger lore and such. 555

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