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Song Parodies -> "Smart Zombie"

Original Song Title:

"White Liar"

Original Performer:

Miranda Lambert

Parody Song Title:

"Smart Zombie"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Hey Smart Zombie
Covers holes with clothes that look like mine
And he never looks homely
Cleans up all his blood after he dines
No one knows he died
Smart Zombie

He's always so careful when he chews
When it's time to eat he picks and choose
Someone whose with no one else
If you see that zombie come your way
You just may end up as his prey
He'll eat you to feel well

Hey Smart Zombie
Uses forks and drinks blood like it's wine
Hot as hell is what the gals see
but it is not sex he wants at nine
And that's cause he's a
Smart Zombie

Most of them zombies are bizarre
They stumble out and don't get far
Their disease ain't hard to tell
But if you see this one up the street
He'll make you think he wants to meat
Yes he can still speak English well

Hey Smart Zombie
He can fool both sexes any time
So beware when he is hungry
Don't be fooled, he'll ask whats IN your mind
And that's why he's called
Smart Zombie

Now you'll know what I've been through
Turns out that he bit me too

Now I´m a Smart Zombie
You got close, so soon your brains are mine
And you taste like bread and honey
Let me take a bite of those blue eyes
And then you'll be a
Smart Zombie
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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Country? Really Dave? I honestly think this is the first time that you willingly chose to parody a country song. Is this part of a project or something? I'm so confused! Why would you parody country!?
Below Average Dave - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Nope, not a project, I'm expanding horizons. . .my friend introduced me to this one
Christie Marie M - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on a country parody, Dave! Nice theme for Halloween! 555's for this spooky satire!
Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I like zombies too...for years they were only ones who would date me. Nice work, Dave! ;D
Old Man Ribber - October 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Matthias - I must share this you. When Buddy Rich was being admitted for emergency heart surgery they asked him if he was allergic to anything. His response was " and western music!". ;D

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