Hey Smart Zombie
Covers holes with clothes that look like mine
And he never looks homely
Cleans up all his blood after he dines
No one knows he died
Smart Zombie

He's always so careful when he chews
When it's time to eat he picks and choose
Someone whose with no one else
If you see that zombie come your way
You just may end up as his prey
He'll eat you to feel well

Hey Smart Zombie
Uses forks and drinks blood like it's wine
Hot as hell is what the gals see
but it is not sex he wants at nine
And that's cause he's a
Smart Zombie

Most of them zombies are bizarre
They stumble out and don't get far
Their disease ain't hard to tell
But if you see this one up the street
He'll make you think he wants to meat
Yes he can still speak English well

Hey Smart Zombie
He can fool both sexes any time
So beware when he is hungry
Don't be fooled, he'll ask whats IN your mind
And that's why he's called
Smart Zombie

Now you'll know what I've been through
Turns out that he bit me too

Now I´m a Smart Zombie
You got close, so soon your brains are mine
And you taste like bread and honey
Let me take a bite of those blue eyes
And then you'll be a
Smart Zombie