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Song Parodies -> "Bidey Wasn't There"

Original Song Title:

"Daddy Wasn't There"

Original Performer:

Ming Tea

Parody Song Title:

"Bidey Wasn't There"

Parody Written by:

Candy Graham

The Lyrics

YOUTUBE from the movie "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
Bidey wasn't there
Bidey wasn't there
To prove he was aware
No cognizance to spare
Bidey wasn't there

Bidey wasn't there
Lucidity so rare
He's like an empty chair
Bidey wasn't there

He was in clear distress
When the reporters pressed
His memory's a mess
A puzzle to assess
And during his address
It's anybody's guess
Is he our nation's best?
Bidey wasn't there

His DOJ's impressed
That an awareness test
Would spare him to confess
About his naughtiness
Which led him to possess
The kind of documents
That led to Trump's arrest

Bidey wasn't there
He needs a nurse's care
To change his underwear
Bidey wasn't there

Bidey wasn't there, sheesh!

If that's not enough to scare us,
Here's Kamala Harris!
B to the I to the DEY!
B to the I to the DEY!
We'd have it just as good,
If he had a head of wood!
B to the I to the DEY!
B to the I to the DEY!
I think at this point it's best,
To give his hairy legs a rest.
B to the I to the DEY!
B to the I to the DEY!

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Total Votes: 15

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Jeremy from the comic strip Zits: - February 12, 2024 - Report this comment
"You mean ALL there?"

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