-> "Don't Know Why I Hop"
Original Song Title:
"This Is Why I'm Hot"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Know Why I Hop"
The Lyrics
Chorus:
Don't know why I hop
I wish I could stop
Don't know why
Don't know why
Don't know why I hop
(X2)
I hop I can't fly
Or paint with a mop
Don't know why
Don't know why
Don't know why I hop
I hopped and passed by
A twenty that dropped
Don't know why
Don't know why
Don't know why I hop
Don't know why I hop, I can use both legs
Maybe I'm just cracked like the shells of scrambled eggs
I touch my nose and hop at parties that have kegs
But not with beer in hand because that would make a mess
I do not want to waffle, I hop and never skip
If told to stay grounded I think I would flip
And be hopping mad - a fire lit below
Which would not pan out well for me or anyone I know
And if the ground was bakin', and both my feet were bare
I would hop so that I would not have to bear
Burns on both of my feet since one would be in the air
The ground is not hot, I have shoes so people stare
There is no time to wait, I have got lots on my plate
My hunger for success is quite hard to sate
Since I would like to successfully skate
Last time I hopped and fell and they had to operate
(Chorus)
Don't know why I hop, I feel my thigh ache
Running out of gas I feel as flat as a pancake
Hop, hop, hop, how much can I take?
Femur's my T-bone, its health is at stake
I should've loafed like bread, I'm about to break
I'm nothing like OJ I'm not well when I shake
Toes are getting corns, skin starting to flake
Hurts each time I land I would feel better in a lake
My hopping's led to casts since that is how I roll
My ankle lots of times it's not easy to control
My hopping eats each cross training sneaker's sole
Can't find a shoe for hopping and when I ask I see eyes roll
I'm like a hopaholic, that's exactly what I am
I get no sympathy I am just called a whining ham
Except in dreamland after I count old lambs
Got to preserve my legs it seems that I'm in quite a jam
(Chorus)
Don't know why I hop, really it's absurd
Bothfeetaphobic, that's what I am, made up a word
If hopping was a crime, I would be interred
I'd like to hop in space since that seems easier
I hop in the car and get thrown out the door
They say they do it so I don't crash into the dashboard
Some call me Batman like bat bleep insane
Some call me Cassidy, now I get the Ting Tings' pain
(Chorus)
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