Song Parodies -> "Distance in the U.S.A."

Original Song Title:

"Party in the U.S.A"

Original Performer:

"Distance in the U.S.A."

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The first parody song I wrote in March of 2020 at the start of the Pandemic.

I hopped off the plane at LAX
With a two week quarantine
Don’t touch your face in too excess,
Whoa, Is it Covid-19?

Sent to the lab,
Everything seems to be fine.
Look to my right and there’s nothing but long lines.
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems contagious

My tummy's turnin' and I'm startin’ to feel sick
Fever’s risin’ and I'm nervous,
That's when the DJ man said on the radio
That the TP was all gone.
And the TP was all gone.
And the TP was all gone.

So I put my hands up
Can’t stay here to long
Gotta keep six feet away
Washin’ my hands like, yeah
Cleanin’ my place like, yeah
I got my hands up,
The hell’s goin’ on?
You know it’s gonna be okay
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA

Get to the club with my face mask on
A cough turns everyone else around
Like "who's that chick, that's lookin’ sick?
Everybody shame her, now.

So hard with my girls not around me
It’s definitely now a cancelled party
And the mask is a precaution
I guess I better start washin’

My tummy's turnin' and I'm startin’ to feel sick
Fever’s risin’ and I'm nervous,
That's when I anchorman just dropped the news
That the Purell was all gone
And the Purell was all gone
And the Purell was all gone

So I put my hands up
Can’t stay here to long
Gotta keep six feet away
Washin’ my hands like, yeah
Cleanin’ my place like, yeah
I got my hands up,
The hell’s goin’ on?
I’m sure it’s gonna be okay
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA

Guess today I’m sitting tight (Sitting tight)
Drinkin’ on my own tonight (Own tonight)
Streaming Netflix passing time (Passing Time)
I’m sittin’ on my couch so we’ll feel alright!

So I put my hands up
Can’t stay here to long
Gotta keep six feet away
Washin’ my hands like, yeah
Cleanin’ my place like, yeah
I got my hands up,
The hell’s goin’ on?
God, I hope we’re gonna be okay
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA

So I put my hands up
Can’t stay here to long
Gotta keep six feet away
Washin’ my hands like, yeah
Cleanin’ my place like, yeah
I got my hands up,
The hell’s goin’ on?
Just stay home on your couch, okay?
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA
Yeeaaaaah Social Distance in the USA

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