I hopped in the bathroom at the Mickey D's with my bladder filled again.
Welcome to the room of #1 and 2. Ooh, is it gonna fit in?
Jumped on the toilet for the first time.
Looked to the right and I see the men's sign.

This is all so crazy, I'm getting so constipated.
My tummy's turning and I'm feeling kinda sick.
Too much pressure and I'm nervous.
That's when a guy walked into the bathroom

And he looked at me all wrong
And he looked at me all wrong
And he looked at me all wrong

I put hands down. Cover my spot.
The guys will run away.
I'm grabbing my tummy like "Ugh"
Moving my hips like "Ugh"

Got my hands down. Cover my spot.
Don't know if I'll be okay.
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!

Running to the bathroom at my best friend's house.
The potty's waiting for me now.
Like "Who's that one who's got the run's?"
The weight is coming down.

My tummy's turnin and I'm feelin knda sick.
Too much pressure and I'm nervous.
That's when I finally dropped my biggest poo.

And she looked at me all worng
And she looked at me all wrong
And she looked at me all wrong

Put my hand's down. Cover my spot.
The butterflies fly away.
Grabbing my tummy like "Ugh"
Moving my hips like "Ugh"

Put my hands down. Cover my spot.
I might never be okay.
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!

Feel like sitting all night, all night.
I have got bad cramps , tonight.
Something gets me every time, every time.
If my tummy gets all wrong will I be all right?

I put my hand's down. Cover my spot.
The guys will run away.
Grabbin my tummy like "Ugh"
Movin my hips like "Ugh"

Put my hands down. Cover my spot.
I might never be okay.
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!

Put my hand's down. Cover my spot.
The guys will run away.
Grabbin my tummy like "Ugh"
Movin my hips like "Ugh"

Put my hands down. Cover my spot.
I might never be okay.
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!
YeAAA-A-A-AaAa! Potty in the USA!