I hopped off the plane in Connecticut
With a dream, still Jordanian
Welcome to the land of freedom and sex
Am I gonna fit in?

First started in Mass,
Loved Texas the first time
Look to my right and I see “Citizens Only” sign
This is all so majnoon
Everybody loves “New Moon”

My Mommy’s shopping and I’m barely feeling home sick
Too much obsession and perverts,
That's when the Texas man turned on the radio
And the Miley song was on
And the Britney song was on
And the Gaga song was on

So I say what’s up
Nothin’ wrong with this song,
The Da Vinci Code was ok
Frodo’s a cool hobbit man
The Matrix was pretty bad ass
And I got my hands up,
I feel I belong
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, it’s pop culture in the USA
Yeah, I’m an Arab in the USA

Taken to the club, meet a Dallas man
Hennessy’s so popular now
I mean who’s that chick? Oh THAT’S Taylor Swift?
Let’s kick K. West out of town

So cold with the sand not around me
It’s definitely not a Saudi party
‘Cause I don’t see any abayas
Janet flashed football players

My body’s burnin’ and I'm feelin’ like a Texan hick
Too much over-paid service
That's when the bar man gave me my Blue Moon
And the T-pain song was on
And the Kanye song was on
And the Lil Wayne song was on

So I drink up some “bub”
Guess I’ll wear a thong,
But you’ll never make me eat pork pie
Showing my hair like yeah
My skin is bare like yeah,
Drink from a Dixie cup,
Love Elvis songs
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, I love livin’ in the USA
Yeah, it’s pop culture in the USA

Felt like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
KLM it back home tonight (home tonight)
Something stopped me this time (this time)
I love THIS freakin’ nation and I feel alright!

So my mind is opened up
Never been to porn stores,
Miley is really OK
Tempur-pedic like yeah (Oh, tempur-pedic bed)
iPhone apps like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hopes up,
This just can’t be wrong
And Obama is really ok (Obama’s ok)
Yeah, I love livin’ in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, it’s pop culture in the USA

They don’t pull their pants up
I love me beer pong,
And the recession will go away (go away)
Octomom like yeah (Jon and Kate like yeah)
Freedom of speech like yeah, (freedom of speech like yeah)
There’s no need to shut up,
Hookah is not a bong
Abercrombie’s just OK (it’s just okay)
Yeah (Yeah), it’s pop culture in the USA
Yeah (evil Miley laughter), I love livin’ in the USA!!