I hopped off the plane at CAX with a dream for some new bargains
Welcome to the land of economics. Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see a Bollywood sign
Which is really crazy, it was made famous by the US
My tummy’s turning and I’m feeling kind of homesick
Too much pressure and I‘m nervous
That’s when the British man turned on the radio
Susan Boyle’s song was on
Susan Boyle’s song was on
Susan Boyle’s song was on

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So I put my hands up, I’m sick of her song
Looking for something to play, I’m shaking my head like “nah!”
Biting my lips like “nah!”
Got my hands up, don’t know any songs
I think I’m gonna go insane
Yeah! Its a party in United K!
Yeah! Its a party in United K!

Get to the pub in my taxi cab, everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that hick that’s mocking flicks, she’s gotta be from outta town
So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely just a British party ‘cause all I see is Simon Cowell
I guess I never got the memo

My tummy’s turning and I’m feeling kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I’m nervous
That’s when the DJ dropped my favorite tune
And the Spice Girls song was on
And the Spice Girls song was on
And the Spice Girls song was on

[Chorus]

Feel like hoppin on a flight (on a flight)
Back to the U.S. tonight (back tonight)
Something stops me every time (every time)
My I-pod plays a song and I feel alright

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