I hopped off the plane with some Ex-Lax and a dream and my cardigan. Welcome to the land of fame and chex, am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the second time, look to my right and I see the choc-o-late sign. This is all so crazy, everybody seems so lazy.
My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda hungry, too much pressure and I'm hungry. That's when the taximan gave me hamburger, and the hunger pang was gone, and the hunger pang was gone, and the hunger pang was gone!
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So I put my hands up! The burger slips, and then it flies away. Shakin' my head like no, don't want the burger gone no. So I put my hands up to try and catch it,
and when I do I'm A-okay!
Yeah, it's a burger in my mouth today! Yeah, it's a burger in my mouth today!
Get to the house with my hamburger,
and I really,really want some more. I call MickeyD's number, cuz more burgers are in store. So hard without burgers crowdin' round me, I really need a Krabby Patty,
cuz they are the same thing,
Krabby Patties and hamburgies!
My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda hungry, too much pressure and I'm hungry, that's when my mother gave me a hamburger, and the hunger pang was gone, & the hunger pang was gone, & the hunger pang was gone!
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Feel like hoppin' on a flight,
back to Burger King tonight.
Somethin' stops me everytime.
The waiter serves the food and I feel alright!
(First Chorus X2)