I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so sad
When I think about the previous
Innocence I had
I was angelic
But I lost it
It's impossible for me to return

I'm almost naked on the web
And it's like my daddy said
I've got to learn
How to choose

The barely legal things that I do
7 barely legal things that I do, Oh I do

1. Share lollipops
2. Drink Beer
3. Suck Face
4. Pull my pants down in a public place
5. And take my camera everywhere I go
6. Shirt Up
7. Shirt Down
8. Green Bras
9. And Thongs
10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on
11. And get it on with dancers from my show

And the 7th barely legal thing that I do
Is lie about it to you

My best friend's name is Mandy
And she helps me a lot
By giving me great pointers
On steering clear from cops

But I guess she failed to mention
All the media attention
That I got

Oh I am only fifteen
But I know that I'm hot
And I choose

7 barely legal things to do!
1. Share lollipops
2. Drink Beer
3. Suck Face
4. Pull my pants down in a public place
5. And take my camera everywhere I go
6. Shirt Up
7. Shirt Down
8. Green Bras
9. And Thongs
10. Take a shower with my t-shirt on
11. And get it on with dancers from my show

And the 7th barely legal thing that I do
Is lie about it to you




I once posed for a magazine
Called Vanity Fair
They called my photo "artsy"
But the tabloids didn't care

About the seven artsy things that I do

1. Write silly songs
2. Perform for fans
3. Do a YouTube show
4. And sing
5. And dance
6. And live a double life on TV
7. Lead poisoned toys
8. Flirt with boys
9. Tell everyone to Make Some Noise
10. My job is to sing and be funny

And I do the seven Artsy things I do
Because I need to for you