This is the weirdest story,
To be expressing.
It might be somewhat gory,
No Happy Ending.

Woke up in the morning, shortly after dawn.
Noticed some movement, outside on the lawn.
Opened up the window, almost died from what I saw.
Either just a big lizard, or a real dinosaur!

This is my biggest fear since, I was six years old.
I saw Jurassic Park,
Velociraptors breaking down the door.
Aaaahhh, Aaaahhh.
And Aaaahhh velociraptors on the lawn!

This is the weirdest story,
To be expressing.
It might be somewhat gory,
No Happy Ending.
This is the way that we died,
And got dismembered.
Most of our organs are fine,
But not together.

Tried to run to the bathroom, but there's one in the hall.
It started coming for me, so I hit it with the door.
I ran back through the kitchen, out the front door.
Somehow forgetting,
There's at least another three or four.

There's one just staring at me, its eyes like pearls.
While staring back I noticed,
Two beside me, oh you clever girl.
Aaaahhh, its claws are serrated,
And Aaaahhh, this bit's too gruesome to say.

As my life flashed before me,
I started thinking;
Velociraptors are cool,
Despite my ending.
It's kind of weird that we can,
Stand up here singing.
When we were already dead,
From the beginning.

A little bit of Pete, little bit of Geoff,
Little bit of Pete, little bit of Geoff [repeat]

Aaaahhh, it's claws are serrated,
And Aaaahhh, this bit's too gruesome to say.

This is the way that we died,
And got dismembered.
Most of our organs are fine,
But not together.