-> "Stay Away"
Original Song Title:
"Love Today"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stay Away"
The Lyrics
Everybody you must stay away
You must stay away
You must stay away
Everybody you must stay away
You must stay away
You know that you have to
You know I'm not lying
Stay away, stay away...
Look out here comes a sleaze
He'd take anyone he's not hard to please
Watch out! Careful! He may have disease
He goes for anyone anywhere
He's got a wife but he doesn't really care
Protection? No he will not wear
Says he's safe but he has not been checked
He's too scared what they might find
Everybody you must stay away
Stay away
Stay away
Everybody you must stay away
You know that you have to
You know I'm not lying
Stay away, stay away...
Hookers wouldn't even take this guy
They'd pay him to go away
Don't believe a word he says
Its no good just like him
Careful don't go near him you'll be sorry...
Everybody you must stay away
You must stay away
You must stay away
Everybody you must stay away
You must stay away
You know that you have to
You know I'm not lying
Stay away, stay away...
He sneaks up behind you and says "come with me"
Says he's got something that you have to see
Don't go! Leave him alone! You'll be sorry!
There is one bird that goes with him
He is double her age and she has a husband
But she's like him, bloody disgusting
And you know she has everyone's boyfriends, husbands and all their brothers!
Everybody you must stay away
Stay away
Stay away
Everybody you must stay away
You know that you have to
You know I'm not lying
Stay away, stay away...
Hookers wouldn't even take this guy
They'd pay him to go away
Don't believe a word he says
Its no good just like him
Careful don't go near him you'll be sorry...
Everybody you must stay away
You must stay away
You must stay away
Everybody you must stay away
You must stay away
You know that you have to
You know I'm not lying
Stay away, stay away...
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