-> "You Could Any Hero You Like!"
Original Song Title:
"Grace Kelly"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Could Any Hero You Like!"
The Lyrics
I wanna talk to you
Last time we talked Mr Smith you reduced me to tears
I promise you that won't happen again
Do claws retract too?
Do I repulse you with my Yellow spandex?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too Healing?
Do I slice what you like?
I got to be hero
I couldn't be a zero
Guess I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you hunt me?
Why don't you hunt me without shield in the sky?
I tried to be like Wolverine (mmmm)
But all hia looks were too mad (ahhh ahhh)
So I tried a little cyclops (mmm)
I've gone marvel mad!
I could be Morph
I could be Dwarf
I could be The Iceman
I could be Professor
I could shoot lazer
I could minic anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be Hulk'in things more
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you read comics more!
[Getting angry doesn't solve anything.]
How can I save ya
How can I save them
How can I help save the world?
nuclear baby
rogue'ish if maybe
Putting her life on my skill
Who doesnt like me,
Who doesnt like me,
who doesnt like themself?
Was it Magneto?
was it mysterio that was scaring your shelf?
I tried to be like Cap America (mmmm)
But all his looks were too rad (dical)
So I tried a little Iron Man (mmm)
I've gone identity mad!
I could be Thor
I could be More
I could be flying in sky
I could be a Thing
I could be Spidy
I could be Crawling up anything
Gotta be Daredevil
Gotta be In Peril
Gotta be a Hero thats blind
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you read comics more!
Say what you want to satisfy yourself
Hey!
But you only want what everybody else says you should want
you want
I could be Blob
Maybe a slob
I could be Surfing the sky
I could be Silver
I could be Molten
I could be dead brought back to life
Gotta be Blue
Gotta be New
Gotta be Teleporting You
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you read comics more!
I could be Blade
I could be Saved
I could be Sentinal Too
I could be Ant-Man
I could be Sandman
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be Hulk'in Things more
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you like it?
Why don't you read comics more!
Oooh, oooh!
[Logan, we're leaving.]
Skint
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