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Song Parodies -> "The Shaving Song (badave.com)"
Original Song Title:
"All You Wanted"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michelle Branch
Parody Song Title:
"The Shaving Song (badave.com)"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
This one's lyrics changed a lot. . .I have probably 7 or 8 that are very different from their original, hear it at
I wanted to be bare assed
I wanted less hair on my chest
So I tried, to use nair and
Then I just washed away
I didn't know that
It would grow so fast
and much thicker every day
I took it back and
I figured out that
Once it's opened
The warranty's gone
If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
So hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
and all you wanted
was a little less hair
I'm waxing slowly
Oh hurry up please
This pain is just too bad,
I want a refund
Laser surgery
Is way too much for me
I guess I'll put long pants on
If you want to
I can wax you
I can rip off all of your hair
Cause pain is beauty
and it's the truth see
Now all you're needing
Is a little less hair
All you wanted was a little less hair
If you want to
You know I'll shave there
Anywhere
But there
If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
Too hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
and all you wanted
Was a little less hair
If you want to
I can wax you
I can rip off all of your hair
Cause pain is beauty
and it's the truth see
Now all you're needing
Is a little less hair
Please can you tell me
So we can set a date please
We can make your hair gone
I wanted less hair on my chest
So I tried, to use nair and
Then I just washed away
I didn't know that
It would grow so fast
and much thicker every day
I took it back and
I figured out that
Once it's opened
The warranty's gone
If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
So hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
and all you wanted
was a little less hair
I'm waxing slowly
Oh hurry up please
This pain is just too bad,
I want a refund
Laser surgery
Is way too much for me
I guess I'll put long pants on
If you want to
I can wax you
I can rip off all of your hair
Cause pain is beauty
and it's the truth see
Now all you're needing
Is a little less hair
All you wanted was a little less hair
If you want to
You know I'll shave there
Anywhere
But there
If you want to
I can shave you
I can get rid of all of your hair
Too hairy outside
Too hefty for nair
and all you wanted
Was a little less hair
If you want to
I can wax you
I can rip off all of your hair
Cause pain is beauty
and it's the truth see
Now all you're needing
Is a little less hair
Please can you tell me
So we can set a date please
We can make your hair gone
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Gosh Darnint. . .that's twice it ended up as a link in about a week. . .Ai-yi-yi. . .I need to be more careful in my opening comments.
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