Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Just Haven't Ate This Yet"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Haven't Met You Yet"

Original Performer:

Michael Buble

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Haven't Ate This Yet"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

YES, I KNOW.... it's really bad grammar. And yes, this parody version does 'sound' better in a British accent, because most Brits tend to pronounce the word 'ate' as 'ett.' For those reasons, this parody may not travel well. A bit like the food served up in these lyrics, I suppose... ;^)

Here's a link to the OS.
You asked me round,
To your house for tea
I asked you what you were serving up, you said wait and see
I kept my cool
And tried out a joke
But your kitchen doorway was billowing smoke

I tried so very hard not to worry
Perhaps it was just really spicy curry
But then you went and brought the food out (possibly)

Could that stuff be eaten? Well I had my doubts
Needed a chisel and a drill to get it out
And you said to me “Kid, if you’re hungry there’s more, so don’t fret”
But I hadn’t ate this yet.

*unenthusiastically* Mmmmmm……mmmmm…..mmmmm

You told me dig in
I did what I could
I have to confess though
That it wasn’t that good
I cracked a few teeth
Just eating the sauce
And you said “Eat up, this is just the first course”

And you looked at me like you wanted praising
I could have said that it was amazing
But not in a good way dear, in all honesty… hmmmmmm…..

And I wasn’t sure that I could eat your food
But how could I say that without sounding really rude?
I said “I can’t wait to eat all the rest, you can bet,
I just haven’t ate this yet.”

One huge white lie
So you don’t cry
But I’ve still been defeated
There’s no retreating
You’ll make me eat it

And I wish I knew just what you’ve been cooking
‘Cause I can’t really tell it just by looking
Well I could try forensics or some archaeology…… mmmmmm…..

Now you want to know if I want dessert
But I’m in a world of hurt
If this is bad, how much worse can it get?
So not yet, no not yet, not just yet….

Ohhhh…..I’m hoping I won’t be sick
And maybe I won’t if I can eat this really quick
Yes I know that you said there’s more, no I didn’t forget
Erm…I just haven’t ate this yet

I just haven’t ate this yet…
Oh promise me kid, next time we’ll just grab a baguette….

(Er yeah… Yummmm, yummm, yummmm, yummm…. )
Yummmm, yummm, yummm, yummmm…)

‘Cause I haven’t ate this yet…
I just haven’t ate this yet.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - September 01, 2011 - Report this comment
DKTOS but liked what you wrote- 555!!! Wendy, are you British? If so, where so you live? I have friends in Wales and London and actually almost got married to a Welsh girl from Llandudno Junction back in 1987!!! It wasn't the long-distance that ruined things- her mother got leukemia and she was forced home and never returned (fell in love with some RAF bloke that had a motorbike accident)!!! Still remember the Dear John letter like it was yesterday, but that was 24 years ago!!!
Wendy Christopher - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the review, Rob :^) Yes, I am British - originally from Devon in the southwest but I've been living in Kent in the southeast for the past 18 years. Such a shame about your Welsh girl - I'm sure she's had moments since then where she's thought about you and wondered if she made a mistake giving you up ('cos us girls do, and if she says she hasn't she's LYING!)
Rob Arndt - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't think so Wendy. Sian married a RAF Officer and she became a school teacher with two beautiful kids. She kept in touch for a short time, but I just stopped responding. She always said that I reminded her of Lionel Richie's "Can't Slow Down" album. To this day I can't listen to anything by him and you will never see a parody of any of his songs here by me...
Old Man Ribber - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Wendy - It's great to see your work here again. ;D
Rob Arndt - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I second that!!! Great to see you back Wendy. I like your stuff ;-D

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1510