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Song Parodies -> "Why Ever Sing?"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Buble

Parody Song Title:

"Why Ever Sing?"

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The Lyrics

Original song available here.
I’m Madonna’s rack
I’m a Pussycat pack
I’m an SNL jig
To a backing track
I’m Av’rage Lavigne
Cannot complicate
So I just work it, lame, onstage

Yeah I’m Taylor Swift
And Beyonce, too
These cannot-sing-le-ladies put a ring on boring, dude
Still my money spends
And yes, I buy their tunes
Cause all I see are their fantastic boobs

And they’ve got racy style
See-through silk lacy tights
Why croon, why croon
To make such bling?
They hardly mind
They’re never heard
Why ever sing?

Yeah I’m scared as hell
Of that Britney’s yell
But in tight C-cups
Well, it’s clear she sells
Look at Miley’s wig
Look at Fergie’s face
Not really music, but it sure does pay

And I can’t achieve
A Rihanna tan
And I sweat to shrink my waist
Like Colbie Caillat – can’t
The talent’s dumbed down, hey,
But the trend is true:
People always praise the semi-nude

And I miss Ba-by Spice
Blonde hair, no brains, just right
Untuned, ballooned
A pair that springs!
Like LeAnn Rimes
Or Jenni-fer
Why ever sing?

They la-la-la-la-la-lip-sync
They la-la-la-la-la-lip-sync

They’re tone-deaf! Lazy pipes
Watch as they lamely mime
She’s mute, she’s mute
This freakin’ stinks
Turn on their lines
Let’s make them heard,
They’d better si-i-iiing…

Celine Dion…
Hey, why’s HER mic on?
I wish she’d never sing.

No, no.

Please la-la-la-la-la-lip-sync!
Oh la-la-la-la
La, la la faaaaackin’ hurrah.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
This gives the phrase "Wham, bam, thank you , ma'am" a whole new -- and funnier --meaning. BTW, I'm with you (or your narrator here) in wishing Celine Dion were silent Dion.
RECORDING AVAILABLE HERE - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice bit of ranting here Emiloca. I agree completely, now I'm off the oogle at Jennifer Lopez's ass in her "My Love Don't Cost A Thing" music video.
EmiLoca - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to Stan for totally reading my mind, and to Matthias for the contextual support. :-)
TJC - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Reallly creative, topical n' true tak'em-down-a-notch spoofin' here... love the neologisms, unpredictable lines, quirky POV... and if that weren't enough, your recording is great to boot!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, Emi! Another trium- trium- trium- trtrtrtrtrtr *record spins to a decrescendo halt* ... -Get Ready To Be Boyzvoiced
Spoof-Man - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Spaff has comitition!!
DJ Blaze - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody reminds me of why I am SO glad Riyu Kosaka doesn't lip-sync. DKTOS, but, knowing you did it, I'll give it 555.

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