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Michael Bublé

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Rob Schneider is by far one of the WORST actors of all time. No idea how he made it this far in Hollywood (Other than the fact that he's friends with Adam Sandler). Here's my Anti-Tribute to this man!
Schneider-man, Schneider-man
Adam Sandler's pal - Schneider-man
Dressed Asian, He's despised
Big buck teeth, Squinty eyes*
Tossed out... Due to Rob Schneider-man!

Dressed in drag, Coconuts
Mockin' Hawiians with this stunt**
His Chinese... Voice has wrecked
"Eight Crazy... Nights", It's dreck!
Nightmares... Watchin' Rob Schneider-man!

Gone down hill... He's a fright
Since each scene... Hurts my sight
Such a freak, He bites!
Gives me hives... Bleach my eyes!

Schneider-man, Schneider-man
Banned from Hollywood, Schneider-man
The Hot Chick?! Oh good Lord!
Wack as "Norm... Of the North"
You'll pout! (You'll pout!)... Watchin' Rob Schneider-man!

[[[Saxaphone solo]]]

Schneider-man, Schneider-man
Trashed "The Longest Yard" - Schneider-man
Elle King, Plays the blues
(Plays the blues)
Talent went to his youth
You'll shout (You'll shout!!!)
Watchin' that Schneider-man!!!

Skipped this swill... Taking flight!
Gets obscene... Filled with slime
This pipsqueak's a fright
Shovin' knives... In your eyes!

Schneider-man, Schneider-man
Takes whatever role Schneider can
He'll goose step, Satirized***
Makes you heave, Agonized!
No doubt! (No doubt!)... That part's Rob Schneider's man!

Schneider-man, Schneider-man
Black-face in the hood: Schneider-man****
Walk of shame, Beaten path
Paycheck's there: Do the math!
That lout... Is that Rob Schneider-man!!!

* Seen in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" ** Seen in "50 First Dates" *** A race that he hasn't insulted... Yet... **** Another race that he hasn't insulted... Yet...

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Agrimorfee - August 15, 2018 - Report this comment
(Michael Buble singing Spider-Man?! Really??! I would prefer The Ramones version) It's a shame that the positive apex Schneider's life span was his "Makin' Copies!" guy. Anytime I see his name on the cast list of a movie (MANY low-tier animated movies), I know it's a crappy movie.
Michael Pacholek - August 15, 2018 - Report this comment
It may just be that Rob Schneider's greatest contribution to pop culture is his daughter, singer Elle King.
bobpiecheese - September 04, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A fitting "tribute" to this "talented" "actor". 555 Razzies!

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