I meet her down at the store, we get to talking (we get to talking)
We go around, get some lunch, get some coffee (get some coffee)
And I was thinking she's cool and that we could be friends (could be friends)
But what if she falls in love (let me go now)
This wasn't what I dreamed up (here we go now)

Now if she gives you a kiss, do you kiss her right back?
Now if she brings you back home, how polite would you act?
Now if she wants to move in, would you let her unpack? (Come on)
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Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare (straight stare)
We're at the altar and I don't know how we got there
And I was thinking of everything that we've done (that we've done)
Well will I fall in love too (let me go now)
This wasn't what I dreamed up (here we go now)

Now if she makes you mow the lawn, will you manage to stall?
Now if she wants to shoe shop, will you drive her to the mall?
Now if she asks for more kids, will you try to stonewall? (Come on)
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I only wanted to ask you about the price of steaks
(I could tell that you were interested in more than cornflakes)
I was thinking I didn't want to let you down hard
(People and relationships, we have no foresight in that regard)

Now if she's claiming your love, would you care to refute?
Now if she questions your zeal, do you face the dispute?
Now if she asks how you are, will you tell her the truth? (No way, you)
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