Song Parodies -> "Virt' Reality ("Ready Player One" Tribute)"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Sympathy"

Original Performer:

"Virt' Reality ("Ready Player One" Tribute)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This one's for the current round of ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge, this time again hosted by me, Peter Andersson. (You too can be a host and help us save Amiright, or for starters simply join a round for your own fun - details are to be found under "Amiright Events" on the front page).

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

Say what?
*Anything's in the game
*Unlimit' space
*Drive your own monster truck
Sign us up!
Get a screen that doesn't flicker
Get OASIS today
Wave goodbye to Facebook

You can choose
To be a robot people know
You can choose
To drive a martian UFO
In the land of Game of Thrones

Virt' reality
Billions users call it home
Anything you can be
An Animated Garden Gnome
Yes, seriously!
On Planet Triple-X, well hung
Sign on, alter, cosplay something
Like Godzilla's Mum
Sign on, alter, cosplay something
With a Big Ass Gun

Woohoo!
Do or don't lore folks know
Memes from films and books
All the crannies and nooks

You can choose
To drive on DeLorean wheels
You can choose
To be a Doom demon unreal
In a red dress and high heels

Virt' reality
Billions users call it home
Anything you can feel
With Haptic Suit over your stones
Yes, seriously!
If getting kicked there you'll feel dumb
Sign off, toss it, mutter something
Like "Damn Ninja Nuns"

Virt' reality
Millions Gunters call it home
Anything you can find
With teamwork or out there alone
But nefariously
If up there on the leaderboard
To IOI your life means nothing
So they bring real guns
Sign out, get out, into hiding
Those guys are no fun
Get back, fight them, start rebellion
And blow up their Dome
Sign on, everybody fight them
Take Sorrento down
Sign on, everybody fight them
Take them to the ground

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Matthias - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment

Loved the movie “Ready Player One”. I have a review of it up on my blog: Matt’s Movie Madness. I haven’t seen many tributes done by you. I think the last one was a couple months back about The Hulk if I’m not mistaken so this was great. I kinda want to do a parody about this movie now.

Agrimorfee - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment

Nicely played. I read the book, and I'm looking forward to the movie.

bobpiecheese - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment

I, on the other hand, have not seen this film, mainly because the main draw is 80's nostalgia a.k.a. a decade before my time. Luckily, however, this parody didn't lose me in the slightest, likely because you focused more on the established premise rather than the plot. 555 references I don't get!

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