She’s hot
Get your glove on, you’re late
Small messy space
Walk away from the nook
Watch your step!
Got no time to fix your hair, girl!
Walk in through the doorway
Skinny boxes hang on hooks
Run up close
Get on stage and grab the microphone
Oh, so close!
You missed your cue, we’ll let it go
Just move the camera ‘round the zone

Check out his derby
Yeah the fashion’s really gone
Some amps and drums we see
Get blinded by the lights they throw
Pan gracefully
A steady circumnavigation
Come on baby, do some dancing
A robot overspun
Now have they stopped moving?
Next verse ‘bout to run

Now go
Hit guitarist’s comfort zone
Might he give dirty looks?
Nope, he will not be shook
Now look close
It’s Seinfeld’s frilly shirt now cloned!
That’s too close!
Wait now, where did the cute chick go?

Dude looks so silly!
Lip syncing’s so much fun
Wait now, who is she
That’s cranking out the guitar tones?
Oh seriously?
She’s playing those hot licks? You’re wrong!
Come on baby, now, you’re joking!

Who’s this flannelled bum?
Tell me, who is he?
Where’s the other drummer gone?
Who is singing lead?
Some doofus in his jogging clothes!
Oh seriously?
A new musician has now sprung
Your cute jersey top is falling
Now she got the funk
Now a new guy does the drumming
Who’s on keyboards, son?
Now the blond one’s gone!
This is getting quite confusing!
Dude is rocking some!
Now she has returned to singing
Oh, the song is done!

[who let all of those kids on the set???]