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Song Parodies -> "Fizzy Lifting Drinks"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Sympathy"

Original Performer:

Metric

Parody Song Title:

"Fizzy Lifting Drinks"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 36) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson. Here is my twisted take on the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
Pop rocks
Will explode in your face
Willy Wonka's place
Shocks you when you're a crook
Grabbing grub
That's a crime and you'll be injured
You're dismembered by each taste
All those bandits are cooked

Scene's so gross
That golden ticket left you boned
Kids, You're toast
This sticky wicket makes you groan
Heard you squealin' in that moat

Chocolate Factory
You'll be mauled by those BonBons
What would you rather eat?
Gobstoppers, Nerds or Bottle Caps?
They'll all make you scream
You're gonna make mistakes, You're dumb
Watch out kiddies! Lips keep smacking!
Junk's not good for lunch!
Watch out kiddies! Don't start snacking!
Look but do not touch!

Don't choke
Trapped in that fudge cyclone
Strange orange colored kooks
Clones of Trump leave you spooked

That fructose
Dump all that sugar down your throat
You're disposed
Don't trust that mugger or his boat
His tunnel leaves your mind blown

Fizzy Lifting Drinks
Suck down that spritz, Grandpa
Floatin' within in the breeze
It's lethal since you'll soon be thrown
Up towards the ceiling
You'll be a geezer shake, You're flung
Fans are spinning, Best start burping!
Wonka's going nuts!

"You, sir, Get Nothing!"
You'll hear Willy hiss "You Lost!"
He's taking back the key
Man's evil and he's smoking dope
Nope, He's just crazy!
Your honesty's disfaced, You're dumb
"Hold up, Willy, Take back your sweets"
Guess what! Now you've won!
Wonka's candy you can now cling
Chomped down by the ton
Out of danger, Now it won't sting
The whole town is stunned
That's right Charlie now you're the king
Murder House of Fun
That bad press is not a good thing
Business went bankrupt


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Agrimorfee - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
In our house, one of our favorite movie quotes is "You get NOTHING! Good day, sir!" A good re-examination of the dark side of that movie...forced labor, unsanitary conditions, questionable food ingredients...Charlie has a lot on his plate to justify to the authorities if WW croaks.
bobpiecheese - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
I do love me a good deconstruction, even if it's one of a work that's been spoofed to death. Delightfully dark, 555 child endangerment lawsuits!
Peter Andersson - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
I get some of the references, but I'm lost on Clones of Trump and not really sure about the actual title - "Chocolate Factory" sounds perfect to me, both as sub and suitable title.
Matthias - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter: Oompa Loompas are orange skinned, chubby freaks with bad hair. Trump is an orange skinned, chubby freak with bad hair. Their hair is green & His is blonde but they are pretty much identical otherwise.
Matthias - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
And I think you’re right... Maybe I should have made the title “Chocolate Factory” instead. Oh well...
Peter Andersson - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks: I googled Fizzy Lifting Drinks. Now we just have to figure out who has the better diet, Trump or Oompa Loompas! :-)
Factoid - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
It was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory first. Period.
Matthias - May 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter Andersson - “Grab em by the Hershey”
Greg - May 12, 2018 - Report this comment
What a gas! 5's

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