-> "Fizzy Lifting Drinks"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Sympathy"
Parody Song Title:
"Fizzy Lifting Drinks"
The Lyrics
Pop rocks
Will explode in your face
Willy Wonka's place
Shocks you when you're a crook
Grabbing grub
That's a crime and you'll be injured
You're dismembered by each taste
All those bandits are cooked
Scene's so gross
That golden ticket left you boned
Kids, You're toast
This sticky wicket makes you groan
Heard you squealin' in that moat
Chocolate Factory
You'll be mauled by those BonBons
What would you rather eat?
Gobstoppers, Nerds or Bottle Caps?
They'll all make you scream
You're gonna make mistakes, You're dumb
Watch out kiddies! Lips keep smacking!
Junk's not good for lunch!
Watch out kiddies! Don't start snacking!
Look but do not touch!
Don't choke
Trapped in that fudge cyclone
Strange orange colored kooks
Clones of Trump leave you spooked
That fructose
Dump all that sugar down your throat
You're disposed
Don't trust that mugger or his boat
His tunnel leaves your mind blown
Fizzy Lifting Drinks
Suck down that spritz, Grandpa
Floatin' within in the breeze
It's lethal since you'll soon be thrown
Up towards the ceiling
You'll be a geezer shake, You're flung
Fans are spinning, Best start burping!
Wonka's going nuts!
"You, sir, Get Nothing!"
You'll hear Willy hiss "You Lost!"
He's taking back the key
Man's evil and he's smoking dope
Nope, He's just crazy!
Your honesty's disfaced, You're dumb
"Hold up, Willy, Take back your sweets"
Guess what! Now you've won!
Wonka's candy you can now cling
Chomped down by the ton
Out of danger, Now it won't sting
The whole town is stunned
That's right Charlie now you're the king
Murder House of Fun
That bad press is not a good thing
Business went bankrupt
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How Funny: | 4.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.5 | |
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