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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Find My Keys"

Original Song Title:

"Down on My Knees"

Original Performer:

Melissa Cherry

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Find My Keys"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Note: this is from "The Onion Movie." Melissa Cherry is a fictional Britney Spears character. The song is sung by Lisa Marie Furth, but the fake songs are sung by the character, so I'm using her as performer.
Gotta get ready, yeah
Now where's my damn keys?

Early AM eat my breakfast
Put my clothes on oh so neat
Grab my briefcase and then
I can't find my damn keys!

It is so annoying
Searched all over the place
Nowhere I can find them
Damn, I'm gonna be late!
Again!

(Chorus)
Damn! Damn!
I can't find my keys, I'm screwed
I'm down on my knees, searching
Sick of this stuff
Where did I put 'em? Memory's fadin'
I go, gotta go! Sh-t!!!

Can't find my keys, you know
Missing, missing... won't show
Hiding as such
Not on the rack Dammit!
I've blown it...

Late again!

(Chorus) [x4]

Can't find my keys, you know
Missing, missing... won't show
Hiding as such
Not on the rack Dammit!
I've blown it...

I'm gonna get fired!

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Rob Arndt - January 29, 2018 - Report this comment
Note: the Intro first two lines were repeated [x4]. The Britney Spears character was played by Sarah McElligott too!

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